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音乐一响 触电发痒 是吧 That logo music just gets you pumped
对吧 Right?
抱歉各位 我有点嗨过头了 咱们可是好久不见 I'm sorry. I just, I'm excited to be here. It's been a while
被雪藏了这么长时间 我都不知道何时重见天日 You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back
幸好迪士尼收购了福克斯 Disney bought Fox...
虽然有一堆无聊的版权问题 吧啦吧啦的 快烦死了 there was a whole boring rights issue, blabbity-blabbity-blah
但是呢 他们竟然点名要我 But then, it turned out, they wanted me
我原本不该有自己的独立电影 The one guywho shouldn't even have his own movie...
更别说一个系列了 much less a franchise
幸亏漫威这个沙雕 Marvel's so stupid
我们来看本电影的片名 Look, we know the title of this thing. So...
我知道你们在想啥 I know what you're wondering
剧中小贱贱怎样才能不辱没罗根的一世英名 How are we gonna do thiswithout dishonoring Logan's memory?
我来告诉你们 And I'll tell you how
其实我也不知道 We're not
只有你 ♪ Only you ♪
The Platters - 《Only you》
但是可以偷偷说一句 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
金刚狼没死 Wolverine is not dead
只有你能让这世界变得美好 ♪ Only you can make all this world seem right. ♪
虽然完美的悲剧一般都会设定一个悲情结局 Sure, it made for a perfect endingto a very sad story
我喜欢我
我爱我自己 再生疗愈因子不是那样搞的 But that's not howregenerative healing factors work
你以为我想来美丽的北达科他市区 You think I wanna be out herein beautiful downtown North Dakota...
挖掘独一无二的金刚狼吗 才怪 digging up the one and only Wolverine? No, thank you
但全世界的命运危在旦夕 But the fate of my entire world is at stake
他虽然未必活得滋润 但绝对还没 He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain't...
死透 dead
你是我梦想成真 ♪ You're my dream come true. ♪
挖到了 Bingo
运气不错 Yahtzee
当你握住我的手 ♪ When you hold my hand ♪
对 Yes, yes, yes
我明白 ♪ I understand ♪
你的魅力 ♪ The magic that you do. ♪
妈的 Damn it!
王八蛋 Son of a bitch!
你是我梦想成真 ♪ You're my dream come true. ♪
你 You...
我唯一的你 ♪ My one and only you. ♪
靠 操你妈 Christ. Motherfucker!
这个操蛋的世界 My world is fuck...
刚刚好奇怪 That was weird
现在我冷静多了 I'm much calmer now
只有你 ♪ Only you ♪
我又不是华佗转世 Look, I'm not a man of science
你好像回天乏术了 But you seem incredibly passed away
能让我改变 ♪ can make all this change in me ♪
很高兴见到你 But it's good to see ya
老实说 我一直想跟你合作 罗根 I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log
咱们强强联合 You and me getting into it
死侍与金刚狼大展身手 Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up
想想那有多好玩 Can you imagine the fun,
效果多炸裂 the chaos...
能分多少票房 the residuals?
"嗨 兄弟 "G'day, mate
想让我满血复活也不难 只要漫威拿钞票一砸 我立马原地重生" "There's nothing that'll bring me back to life faster "than a big bag of Marvel cash."
- 休·杰克曼，饰演狼叔的演员
- 其实我也是 休 Me too, Hugh
你可别 别 But, no
别 别 别 No, no, no
你非得死得那么悲壮 You had to get all noble and die for real
妈的 Goddamn it!
我现在真的需要你帮忙 I could really use your help right now
等等 Wait!
警告你们 我不是一个人 I'm warning you, I'm not alone
韦德·温斯顿·威尔逊 Wade Winston Wilson...
你已被时间变异管理局逮捕 you are under arrestby the Time Variance Authority...
罪名罄竹难书 for too many crimes to list
快出来 Come out...
- 我们慈悲为怀 不会伤害你 - 这些个死跑龙套的 - and we'll extend you the courtesy of taking you in one piece. - Death by day-player
最后机会 Last chance
武器丢出来 乖乖爬出来 Throw out your weaponsand come out peacefully
我才不要交出武器 I'm not gonna give you my weapons...
但我保证不用 but I promise not to use them
人体有206根骨头 There are two hundred and six bonesin the human body
看绯闻女孩时就变成207根 Two hundred and seven if I'm watching Gossip Girl
来吧 放大招 Here we go. Maximum effort
'N Sync - 《Bye bye bye》
再见了 ♪Bye, bye, bye♪
小狼狗 我们终于合体了 Okay, peanut. Guess we're getting that team up after all
再见了 ♪Bye, bye♪
我今晚一直摩拳擦掌 ♪ I, I'm doing this tonight ♪
你可能会开始跟我争吵 ♪ You're probably gonna start a fight ♪
我知道这样做可能不对 嘿 宝贝儿 来吧 ♪ I know this can't be right, hey baby, come on ♪
我曾对你死心塌地 ♪ I loved you endlessly ♪
但你并没有陪在我身旁 ♪ And you weren't there for me ♪
现在该离开了 就留下你一个人 ♪ So now it's time to leave and make it alone ♪
我知道我已无法再忍受 我没开玩笑 ♪ I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie ♪
我想看着你走出那扇门 ♪ I wanna see you out that door ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
（再见了）不想为了你再像个傻瓜 ♪ (Bye, bye) I don't want to be a fool for you ♪
只是你玩的二人游戏里的又一个牺牲者 ♪ Just another player in your game for two ♪
你可能会恨我 但是我没开玩笑 ♪ You may hate me but it ain't no lie ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
（再见了） 不想说得太直接 ♪ (Bye, bye) Don't really want to make it tough ♪
我只想告诉你 我受够了 ♪ I just wanna tell you that I had enough ♪
可能听起来挺疯狂 但是我没开玩笑 ♪ It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
告诉我真相吧 ♪ Just hit me with the truth ♪
现在尽管放心这样做吧 ♪ Now, girl you're more than welcome to ♪
马拉多纳禁区外怒射 Maradona from outside the box!
给我个好理由 宝贝儿 你瞧 ♪ So give me one good reason, baby, come on ♪
球进了 Goal!
我知道我已无法再忍受 我没开玩笑 ♪ I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie ♪
我想看着你走出那扇门 ♪ I wanna see you out that door ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
（再见了）不想为了你再像个傻瓜 ♪ (Bye, bye) I don't want to be a fool for you ♪
只是你玩的二人游戏里的又一个牺牲者 ♪ Just another player in your game for two ♪
你可能会恨我 但是我没开玩笑 ♪ You may hate me but it ain't no lie ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
（再见了）我不想说得太直接 ♪ (Bye, bye) I don't really want to make it tough ♪
我只想告诉你 我受够了 ♪ I just wanna tell you that I had enough ♪
可能听起来挺疯狂 但是我没开玩笑 ♪ Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
我不想被你耍得团团转 ♪ I don't wanna be your fool ♪
在这场两个人的游戏里 ♪ In this game for two ♪
所以我要离开你 ♪ So I'm leaving you behind ♪
来啊 傻大个 Come on, big fella
再见了 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪
我不想闹得太难看 ♪ I don't wanna make it tough ♪
但我真的受够了 ♪ But I've had enough ♪
我没开玩笑 ♪ And it ain't no lie (bye, bye) ♪
不想为了你再像个傻瓜 ♪ I don't want to be a fool for you ♪
只是你玩的二人游戏里的又一个牺牲者 ♪ Or just another player in your game for two ♪
我不想被你耍得团团转 ♪ I don't wanna be your fool ♪
但是我没开玩笑 ♪ But it ain't no lie ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye ♪
（再见了） 我不想说得太直接 ♪ (Bye, bye) I don't really want to make it tough ♪
我只想告诉你 我受够了 ♪ I just wanna tell you that I had enough ♪
可能听起来挺疯狂 但是我没开玩笑 ♪ Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye, bye ♪
宝贝儿 再见了 ♪ Baby, bye ♪
别眨眼 别换台 高潮慢慢来 I am soaking wet right now
死侍与金刚狼
澄清一下 我一直循规蹈矩 To be clear, I'm not proud of any of this
血腥暴力 轻度恋尸 那都不是我 The wanton violence, the whiff of necrophilia. It isn't who I am
起码不是我的人生目标 It isn't who I wanna be
我想成为什么人呢 Who I wanna be?
为了帮你们搞懂 Well, to help you understand that...
我得带你回顾 I've gotta take you back
我穿越时空的一段旅程 A little joyride I tookthrough space and time...
回到改变一切的那一天 to the day that changed everything
《金刚狼》
《绿灯侠》
《死侍2：我爱我家》
2018年3月14日
没想到我能坐在这里 I can't believe I'm finally here
这一刻我等了好久 I've waited for this moment for so long
616号地球
先生 谢谢您抽空见我 Thank you, sir, for seeing me
神圣时间线
我深信 I firmly believe...
我能够 that my services could be of...
为贵司奉献绵薄之力 我知道 great use to your organization. Now I know...
我曾在史塔克公司大厅自渎被现场发现 I was caught smashturbatingin the lobby of Stark Tower...
- 但我敢保证 - 自 渎 - but I can assure you that... - Smashturbating?
抱歉 我没听明白 I'm sorry, what, what was that?
那我重说 就是拿出那些玩意 No, I'm sorry. That, that's when you get those toy...
那应该是浩克的手 Hulk hands, right?
往下 然后就是 And then you just, you look down, and you just...
夹住自己 在小腹部捣鼓 you brace yourself, and you ravage the midsection
- 弹捏一下 欧耶 - 懂了 打住 - Pinch the... Yeah. Okay. - I get it. Okay, thank you
- 大概就是这样的 - 你描述很准确了 - The picture's painted. - You get the gist
今天来有什么事 What exactly brings you here today?
是这样 嗯 Why am I... Okay
我一直在想 I care
我的特长是搞笑 我想 I know I turn everything into a joke, but I...
我想 我想把这种特长 I care, and I, I wanna use that feeling...
体现在重要的地方 for something important
我就能成为一个重要角色 I, I wanna matter
让我的所爱看到我的光芒四射 I need to show my girl that I matter
还有 And...
现在说这些也是白说 you know, I feel like I'm wasting the good stuff here
- 还有人来吗 - 你是指谁 - Is the man not gonna be joining us? - The man?
嗯 我应该把这些话说给能做主的人 Yeah. I should save this if he's gonna...
你现在只要知道这里我说了算 As, as far as you're concerned right now, I'm the man
- 不是 - 这里都听我的 - No. - The man is me
现在这里归我管 I am the man in this circumstance
不会有其他人管这种事 He doesn't do this kind of thing anymore
- 龙套 - 商务 - Cameos? - Meetings
- 商务 - 商务代表 - Meetings. - Entry-level meetings
代表 Entry-level?
你不是专属司机吗 - Aren't you the chauffeur, maybe? - I...
- 嗯 -大家常误解 Common misconception
我刚开始是史塔克先生的司机 I did begin my career as Mr. Stark's driver
- 很快就转任 专属司机 - 安保主管 - Quickly pivoted to the Head of Security. - Chauffeur
主管 哦 明白 The Head of... Of course, yes, yes, yes
所以我看了下你的履历 And why I am vetting your resume
你似乎漏掉了 团队工作的经验之类的表述 You seem to have left outwhether or not you had any experience as a member of a team
这方面能补充一下吗 Could you maybeadd a little bit of perspective there?
没问题 我加入过特种部队 No, yes, of course. I was Special Forces...
是 其实我是X特遣队队长 也是联络人 but I was... Mainly, I was team leader founder, really, of X-Force
可惜队员都阵亡了 Sadly, they, they all perished in action though
怎么回事 How exactly did that happen?
警方说要怪就怪地球引力 但 Well, the police say gravity, but if...
实话实说吧 Just between us...
- 只是因为市调显示他们不够红 -了解 - they didn't test well in the focus group. - I see
- 尤其是电索 -X特遣队 - Particularly Cable. - X-Force
我知道这次面试不顺利 请别记录下来 我 我 Look, I can see this isn't going well. Please stop writing. Look, I, I...
我就在想 我想成为复仇者 I'm just... I wanna be an Avenger
我想当复仇者 I wanna be an Avenger
为什么想当复仇者 Why do you wanna be an Avenger?
你看看这里 他们是人中龙凤 Look around you. I mean, they're the, they're the best of the best
他们光芒四射 And, and what they do matters
我需要加入复仇者 I need to be an Avenger
女朋友正在跟我闹别扭 如果我 Sir, my girl has kinda had it with my shtick, and I, if I don't, you know...
不能有所改变 善用我的天赋 turn things aroundand do something with my gifts...
我们的感情也就差不多完蛋了 我这不是在用她博同情 I don't think it's gonnareally work out for me and I wouldn't blame her
复仇者联盟是一批很独特的超级英雄 Avengers are a very unique group of superheroes...
托尼·斯塔克有心脏的证据
有独特的象征的意义 他们不仅仅是打斗和身披战服 that stand for something more than just fighting and wearing costumes
人们敬仰我们 孩子崇拜我们 I mean, people look up to us. Kids look up to us
你说 我们 - They... - I'm sorry. "Us?"
我不知道你也是复仇者 I wasn't aware that you were an Avenger
我们是一个团队 Avengers-adjacent, technically
你的超能力是停车入位吗 What's your superpower? Is it parallel parking?
抱歉 I am so sorry
我嘴太毒了 That was cruel
一紧张就嘴贱 下不为例 I lash out when I'm nervous. Won't happen again
- 我们继续说重点 - 好的 - Let's cut to the chase. - Please
你刚刚才说 You just said moments ago...
你想当复仇者 是因为有需要 that you wanted to be an Avengerbecause you need it
是的 没错 Yes, sir, I do
加入复仇者联盟 不是他们需要工作 But the Avengers don't do the job becausethey need it
而是民众需要他们保卫 They do the job because people need them
发现差别了吗 Do you see the distinction?
有的 Yes, sir
拜托 霍根先生 Please, Mr. Hogan
我不想一生碌碌无为 I don't wanna spend the rest of my lifelike an annoying one-trick pony
先这样吧 All right
欧买尬 你站起来了 Oh, my God, you're standing
今天的见面结束了 Yeah, now's the time that we stand
完蛋了 Damn it
问题可能在于 Now, the problem might be that you're...
你有点好高骛远 reaching a little, little too high
务实一点才不会失望 Aim for the middle, and you'll never miss
你的愿望很好 我相信你 Right? I think you got a good heart. I believe what you're saying
但并非人人都能拯救世界 But not everybody's the world-saving type. I'm not,
比如我不能 却还是很快乐 and I'm happy
明白吗 因为我找到了自己的定位 Right? I found my place
找出你的定位 Find your place
继续努力 All right? Get back out there
我们会关注你 加油 - We'll keep an eye on you. Good luck. - Okay
去开车 带我去那个爆红的汉堡店 Fetch the car. I wanna hit Shake Shack
没搞定工作还是要善待自己的肚子 Rejection makes me hungy
- 你认真的 不会吧 - 玩笑玩笑 见谅 - Really? No? - No, no. Please
- 最好是玩笑 - 好吧 - Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, thank you. - Oh, okay
俗话说得好 You know what they say
上帝把一扇门关闭 When one door closes...
10005号地球
会为你打开另一扇工作的门 your locker at work opens
六年后
韦德 业务顾问
我们现在试驾的这辆老爷车有原厂认证 妈蛋 Now let's go sell some certified pre-owned vehicles, motherfu...
严格来说 嘉华不是小箱货 Technically, the, the Carnival's not a minivan
它算是多功能休闲车 It's an MPV
起亚嘉华跟本田奥德赛相比怎么样 奥德赛 - So how does the Kia compare to the Honda Odyssey? - The Odyssey?
问得好 那特么可是毫不逊色 That's a great question. It doesn't fucking suck
你知道吗，你说话的时候可以不带脏字 You know, you can answer the question without swearing
抱歉 泰米圣女 我没带过孩子 I'm sorry, Tammy, I don't, I don't have kids
不是我不喜欢孩子 Not that I haven't dreamt of that...
只是我还没怎么过上夫妻生活 but I don't have a lot of vaginal sex
拽卖汽车
下次就会签单了 You'll get 'em next time, pal
你随时都能变身超级英雄 And look, you can always go back to superhero-ing
我很想看你再穿回那套劲装 I mean, I know I'd like to see you back in the suit
放在柜子里不是为了回忆拉风 I don't keep it in my locker so that I can wear it
而是为了下次拯救世界 I keep it in my locker in case we need to saddle up again
喂 放在里面干嘛 What? What is that doing in there?
早结束了 I'm done
不干了 I'm done
心如止水 金盆洗手 And I'm fine with being done
一直这样卖车混下去吗 Look, is sales the best match?
应该不会 Probably not
这是我向往的生活状态吗 怎么可能 Is this the life that I always imagined for myself? Fuck no
但这其实挺适合我 老伙计 我是认真的 But this is the right fit for me, Sugar Bear, it is
好吧 威尔逊先生 Okay, Mr. Wilson
反正我们每个月都转悠一圈 I'm just saying, once a month, we could go on a little mission
我们是人类 渴望有成就感 We're human beings. We crave purpose
而且我们可是死侍 After all, we're Deadpool
打住 我们早就不做死侍了 我再也不做了 Please stop saying that. We're not Deadpool. I'm not even Deadpool anymore
如果感觉平台期少了激情 那就使劲折腾起来 Well, if you're gonna have a midlife crisis, go big
几年前 A few years ago...
有个朋友在奶头上穿了条钛链 a friend of mine got his nipples pierced with a titanium chain...
一直往下连到他的地下老二 that goes down and attaches to his Van Johnson
是不是生日快到了 才让你这么焦躁 Are, are you feeling grumplestiltskin'cause it's your birthday?
什么 What?
不是 No
惊喜 Surprise!
算你们走运 我没带武器 Hey, you guys are lucky I'm not armed
过来 Get in here
要是六年前 你们就都挂了 If this were six years ago, you'd all be dead
那个混蛋下了出租车 你可能不相信 So then, he gets out of the cab, and you will not believe it
- 你猜我一转身发现了什么 - 无线耳机 - I turn around, and what do I find? - AirPods
- 他的无线耳机 - 他的无线耳机 - His AirPods. Come on. - His AirPods!
好扯的故事 Crazy story
- 每次都一样 - 屡试不爽 - Every time. Come on. - Every single time
今天签单了吗 Make any sales today?
明知故问 You know I didn't
你还在什么乱七八糟的补梦网上装神弄鬼骗钱吗 Did you sell any dreamcatchers on Etsyor whatever it is that you do?
三天后缴房租 韦德 我不可能一直给你延期 Our rent's due in three days, Wade. I can't keep carrying you
放心 老子有的是钱 Relax. I have the money
提醒你一句 当初卖给你的降压药是我从地上捡到的 早TM过期了 I sold some old blood pressure medication I found lying around
你这混蛋是想害死我吗 You tryin' to kill me, motherfucker?
反正你每天都是大把中药熬汤 也还没喝死 I'm not the one dousing everything in salt, motherfucker
我每天都祈祷 I pray every day that...
天降业火烧死你这个混球 fire finds your body...
替上帝完成 and finishes the job...
- 他没种完成的事 - 我好害怕啊 - God didn't have the nuts to do. - That's hurtful
你应该能听到我的脸 闻到我的害怕 你这个瞎老太婆 If you could hear the look on my face, you'd smell how sad I am
发现什么好看的吗 You watched anything good?
舌尖上的不列颠 Great British Bake Off
哇塞 Oh, goddamn
没有这档节目 10年前我就无聊自杀了 That show stood between me and suicidefor ten years
听听我的感受 主要是对堕胎 宗教自由 Those are my feelingson abortion, religious freedom...
还有动物保护 隐私权 疫苗 animal rights, privacy rights, vaccines...
以及市场开放 气候变暖 free-market capitalism, global climate change
别插嘴 你听着就行 巴克 Yeah, duh-duh-duh. No, no speaking lines, Buck
嗨 雪绪 Hi, Yukio
嗨 韦德 Hi, Wade
新发型真漂亮 Nice fake o'clock shadow
巴黎夏日的手工染色 地道法国货 It's a summer balayage. From the French
模仿夏日的阳光 灿烂耀眼 It's meant to mimic thenatural highlights of the sun
- 那也还是假发 - 黑科技植发 - It's a toupee. - It's a hair system
- 我喜欢你的黑科技植发 - 谢谢 - I love your hair system, Wade. - Thank you
要不要来点可卡因 Wanna do some cocaine?
- 凯文费吉说过可卡因是敏感词 没法过审 Hey, cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits
- 漫威总裁 凯文·费吉
- 改叫玻利维亚爽身粉 - 他们知道那是同一类东西 - What about Bolivian marching powder? - They know all the slang terms
关于敏感违禁词 他们有个长名单 They have a list
- 单板滑雪（吸毒） - 蜜桃系眼影也不行 - Even snowboarding? - Even disco dust
- 白女向碱走（移魂女郎） - 阿福跌撞撞也不行（阿甘正传） - White girl interrupted? - Even Forrest Bump
- 鼻屎糖（可卡因） - 甜甜圈的糖霜都不准提 - Booger sugar? - I wouldn't even try powdered gonuts
- 堆雪人也犯禁 - 有可能 - You wanna build a snowman? - Yes
我不能冒险 But I Can't
拉一下试试 Pull here
- 这里 - 对 - Here? - Yeah
- 怎么了 - 这样才好玩 - What happened? - That's the fun part
谢谢你能来 Thanks for coming
别客气 Yeah
近期工作如何 How's work?
我升职了 Oh, I got a promotion
意外之喜 No way
一个小中层 但我依然很开心 Yeah. It's mind-numbing middle management, but I'm happy
太棒了 That's great
- 在处对象吗 - 你呢 - You seeing anyone? - How about you?
有 Yeah
是一个同事 A guy from work
叫德蒙 Dermot
德蒙 Dermot
- 他人很好 - 那就好 - He's kind. - Good
喜欢爬山 Likes to go hiking
至少不会给我带来生命危险 Hasn't gotten me shot yet
那也未必 Well, it's early days
你呢 有对象吗 What about you? You seeing anyone?
没有 我住个一居室 跟瞎子艾尔拼床 No, no, I live in a one-bedroom apartment. I share a bed with Blind Al
- 明白了 - 好 - Okay. All right. - All right
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
- 说两句 - 对 - Speech! Speech! - Yes!
好啦 All right. Okay, okay, okay
过生日 Birthdays
地球每绕行月球一圈都是新的冒险 Boy, every spin around the moonis a new adventure indeed
- 是太阳啦 蠢蛋 - 好 就你聪明 - Sun, dumbass. - Okay, round-earther
- 我说到哪了 - 人生的冒险 - Where was I? - The adventure of life
对 Right
这几年过的浑浑噩噩 It's been a challenging few years
好久没见到大家了 Haven't seen you guys in a while
经历了很多 周围一切都变了 Been through a lot, change of life
- 你绝经了 - 你TM不认识剧本吗 - Menopause? - Bitch, are you improv-ing?
抱歉 Sorry
抱歉让你见笑了 雪绪 I'm sorry that you had to see that, Yukio
没关系 It's okay
但我还是很快乐 But I'm happy
这都是 You know, and that's, that's...
因为有你们各位 because of each and every one of you
我想说的是 I guess, what I'm trying to say is...
我很骄傲 很感激 how proud I am, how grateful I am...
能站在这里 to be standing in a room...
跟我爱的每个人相聚 with every single person I love
我是世上最幸运的人 I'm the luckiest man alive
许个愿吧 朋友 Make a wish, buddy
收到 好朋友 Ten-four, good buddy
要吹咯 Going down
韦德·威尔逊 Wade Wilson?
脱衣猛男 一定是阿杜叫来的 Oh, yeah. Dancers. Dopinder must have ordered you
这是在角色扮演警察吗 Are those supposed to be cop costumes?
当我没问 Never mind
衣服脱光 头盔戴着 Take your clothes off...
这不是风月俏佳人 but leave the helmets. And this isn't Pretty Woman
我们要湿吻 We're kissing. All right?
你们通常用哪首舞曲 What song do you guys normally dance to?
我应该要好怕怕吗 Is that supposed to be scary?
后庭开花我不陌生 Pegging isn't new for me, friendo
但在迪士尼还是头一遭 But it is for Disney
好 从背后我可不熟练 Okay, I've never been a natural bottom,
所以要慢慢来 so we're gonna take things real slow
眼神要激情交会 And I want some crazy eye contact
不是你 你 Not you. You
隔着面具虽然看不见眼睛 但我还是对你有感觉 Can't see your eyes through the mask, but I can feel them
我们先到走廊上 We're gonna move on down the hallway...
免得事后难打扫 so we can spare a clean up on aisle asshole
大家意下如何 How does everyone feel about this plan?
- 我不喜欢你 - 这种态度就很对路了 - I don't like you. - Yes. Let's hold on to that attitude
待会儿搞的时候把怒气发泄出来 And we're gonna do it angry
威尔逊先生 Mr. Wilson...
你好像是大便返流阻塞脑回路了 you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious
我很清醒 敢问你哪位 I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?
在下悖论 I go by the name of Paradox
你可以称我为悖论先生 这里是时变局 Mr. Paradox. And you're sitting here at the TVA
时间变异管理局的简称 The Time Variance Authority
我们负责监控 We're really a watchdog organization...
名字有点儿讽刺 充满返古倒退的味道 except we're more lightheartedthan that sounds with a sort of...
但实际上工作内容还算轻松 throwback, ironic twist
我们负责守护所谓的神圣时间线 And we're in charge of defendingwhat's known as the Sacred...
时间线 Timeline
我靠 都尼玛拍到我的第三部电影了 还得给新观众从头解释一遍 Holy fuck. That is a shit-ton of expositionfor a threequel
是因为我用过电索的时光机吗 Is this because I used Cable's time machine?
我救了几个人的命 然后就把它摧毁 Brought a couple of people back to life, then I destroyed it
- 那都是八百年前了 - 对 - That was a long time ago. - Yes...
我们是知道你乱搞过时间线 we're aware of your abuse of your timeline
嘁哩喀喳一顿胡来 And you were so abusive of it
不过 这次跟那无关 No, it has nothing to do with that
跟我来 Walk with me
我带你来是想告诉你 I brought you here, Mr. Wilson, to tell you...
你的与众不同 that you're special
其实你被选中来实现一项更高的目标 In fact, you've been chosen for a higher purpose...
连我都不清楚是什么 a purpose unclear even to me
但这个目标 But...
能拯救整个神圣时间线 one that could save the entire Sacred Timeline...
免于遭受未来的恐怖命运 from a possibly grisly fatesometime in the future...
那命运就是很可能会被 which may very well need to be...
毁灭 avenged
这个神圣时间线 This Sacred Timeline...
我猜它会跟漫威有关 I assume I'm going to marvel...
就像 at how...
漫威电影全家桶 cinematic it feels?
把各种龙套角色 Gratuitous cameos...
都捏把在一起 捆绑打包 indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?
你自己看 Well, you tell me
美队 Cap!
你不再迷惘了 韦德 You are no longer lost, Wade
你能成为英雄中的英雄 You can be a hero among heroes
我们关注你有一段时间了 We've been surveilling you for quite a while
- 地铁站 - 时变局前哨站 对 - Subway station. - A TVA outpost, yes
那是什么 And what is that?
那是我吗 Is that me?
那是索尔吗 Is that Thor?
他在哭哦 Is he crying?
先别想太多 Let's not get ahead of ourselves
那发生在遥远的未来 That happens in the distant future
- 索尔干嘛哭 告诉我 - 别跟她说话 - Why is Thor crying? Quick! Tell me. - Do not speak to her
打住 看着我 Stop that. Eyes on me
我带你过来 是为了给你机会 I brought you hereto offer you an opportunity
多年前你曾追求过 但没得到的机会 The opportunity you sought years ago, but for which you were not ready
我们相信 现在你已经准备好了 We believe you're ready now
暂时离开你的时间线 Ready for a chance to leave your timeline...
投入最伟大宇宙的机会 and join the greatest universe of all
我要实现你梦想已久的心愿 I am about to give you the thing you've always wanted
我懂你的意思 Oh, I smell what you're steppin' in
漫威宇宙的力量即将彻底改变 The power in the Marvel Universe is about to change forever
我是弥赛亚 I am the Messiah...
我就是 I am...
漫威救世主 Marvel Jesus
失陪一下 马上回来 Can you excuse me for just a moment? I'm just gonna go over here
去你妈的 福克斯 Suck it, Fox!
我要去迪士尼世界了 I'm going to Disneyland
去死吧 Get fucked!
- 在哪签名 - 我们不需要案头工作 - Where do I sign? - Oh, there's no need for paperwork
很好 不是吹牛 那东西我看都不看 Good. Not to brag, but I do not read
不过我还需要一样东西 There is one thing I will need, though
帅呆了 Oh, fuck off!
帮我换装吧 老头 Adorn me, Beardo
帅到没朋友 Fuckin' A!
完美无缺 跟你说 It's perfect! FYI...
裁缝师很变态 但我喜欢 超紧绷 your tailor is a predator, but I love it. Snug
下面没有尴尬鼓包 No camel toe
有新车味道和亚德曼合金武士刀 New car smell and adamantium katanas?
干嘛这么客气 You shouldn't have
别害羞 使劲看 Go ahead. Take it in
对 你内裤变更紧了 And yes, your underwear is getting tighter
那家伙懂我在说什么 That guy knows what I'm talking about
他的穿着像中阶主管 His clothes says middle management...
但双眼有欲火在狂烧 but his eyes say fuck-y fuck-y
对 你看着很不错 Yes. You look very nice
不错 "Nice?"
这位大哥都快扑上来了 Your buddy here is ready tothrow it all away for me
- 打给你老婆哦 - 人事部 - You callin' your wife? - HR
你老婆在人事部上班 Does your wife work in HR?
很高兴你这么喜欢 I'm really glad you're taking this so well
何止喜欢 I'm taking it well
我一向热爱工作 不过 I have never had a problemtraveling for work. That said...
还是应该先讨论一下休假安排 we should talk vacation days
我喜欢工作一周休息一周 I'm more of aone-week-on-one-week-off kind of guy
丹麦就是这么干的 I think it's what they do in Denmark
丹麦的国旗可能永远不会插上月球 You know, you'll never see aDanish flag on the moon, but...
但他的人民真正感到幸福 goddamn it, they're happy
打开你的手机 Now, let's power up your little Amazon Fire phone there...
送我回家 我好让朋友知道他们 and zip me back home so I can let my friends know that they've been upgraded...
可以做我的信徒了 to disciples
啊，我想你还没搞清楚 Yeah，I don't think you... quite understand
哦 Ah
你不能回家 You will not be returning to your home...
是因为你无家可归 because there will be no home to return to
你说什么 Come again?
说清楚点儿 This time in my ears
这是你的宇宙 威尔逊先生 This is your universe, Mr. Wilson
那个 That...
是宇宙失去锚定者时的情形 is what happens when a universeloses their Anchor Being
看它从内部衰败的模样 See how it decays from the inside?
- 这就是现在衰亡的过程 - 什么是锚定者 - This is how a reality dies. - What's an Anchor Being?
锚定者是至关重要的人物 如果他死亡 An Anchor Being is an entity ofsuch vital importance that when they die...
整个世界就慢慢衰亡直至消失 their whole worldslowly withers out of existence
你中头彩了 因为我这个锚定者还没死 You've just won the lotterybecause I didn't die
只是中年危机而已 现在已经好多了 It was just a little midlife crisis. I'm better now
不 Oh, no, no, no
- 欧买尬 - 开怀一笑 烦恼忘掉 - Oh, my God. - Oh, I love to laugh
你真认为自己是锚定者吗 Can you imagine if you were the Anchor Being?
他可真不是你 威尔逊先生 - Yeah. - No, it isn't you, Mr. Wilson
你们宇宙的锚定者死了 他牺牲了自我 Your Anchor Being diedin an act of self-sacrifice so epic...
悲壮到连时间线都心如刀割 that it sent shivers down the Timeline
我指的当然是 I am referring, of course, to...
罗根 金刚狼 Logan. The Wolverine
别让他们定义你 努力的去做自己 Don't be what they made you
《金刚狼3：殊死一战》
原来是这种感觉啊 So this is what it feels like...
罗根 Logan
当然 Of course
罗根 Logan
罗根 Logan?
手上长叉子的那个 The guy with forks for hands?
那个金刚狼 That Wolverine?
懂了 Yeah, I got it
把以前的死亡视频关掉 快出手阻止他啊 ou can turn your retrographics of death off now. Make it stop
我们没办法 也根本不能阻止 We're not doing it, Mr. Wilson. We certainly can't stop it
那我们还剩多少时间 How long have we got?
大多数情况 有几千年 In most cases, couple thousand years
- 那还好 - 大多数情况其实不够快 - Well, sweet. - Well, most cases aren't fast enough
特别是对我来来说 Not for me
什么意思 What does that mean?
就是说我已被安排一项任务 It means that I have been tasked...
具体内容就是负责监督你的宇宙终结 with overseeing the end of your universe
不管楼上的官员想怎样 And regardless of what thepencil pushers upstairs would prefer...
我才不要 I will not...
旁观一个破烂宇宙自然而然的衰亡 简直是浪费生命 waste my life watching it die slowlyof natural causes
以前呢 直接删掉那个宇宙就拉倒 干净又俐落 We used to just prune these things. Simple
优雅又高效 只是听说现在的时变局 Elegant. Efficient. But I'm told the TVA...
已经不允许那样了 但我依然喜欢 doesn't like to do that anymore. Well I do
不管我的上级说什么 多重宇宙 And no matter what my so-calledsuperiors say,
多重宇宙不需要保姆 the multiverse does not need a babysitter
而是需要一个慈悲杀手 We need a mercy killer
在现在这个状况下 And in this instance...
我就是那个慈悲杀手 I am the mercy killer
那是什么东东 What in the MacGuffin is that?
那是时间开膛手 That's a Time Ripper, Mr. Wilson
一个加速装置 An accelerant
启动它 Once completed,
就能直接摧毁你们宇宙的时空秩序 it will allow me to destroy the spacetime matrix of your universe
其实 我也懒得为时变局效力 You see, I don't want to work for the TVA
我要掌控时变局 I want to be the TVA
首先得让这个组织的老家伙们明白 And the first step involves showing this organization...
有很多手段可以提高效率 how much more efficient it can become
所以 这次我会让你的宇宙快速慈悲地终结 To wit, I will be giving your universe a swift and compassionate end
放心 你的朋友不会有什么痛苦 And don't worry, your friends won't feel a thing
结束时就像这样 怎么了 It'll be over just like this. "Oh, what's that?"
相信我 Trust me
你要把我的宇宙安乐死 You're gonna Old Yeller my fucking universe?
这么说也算恰当 In your parlance, yes
毕竟长痛不如短痛 Two in the heart, one in the head
威尔逊先生 你现在有两个选择 Look, Mr. Wilson, you have two choices
一是重回心爱的人身边 陪他们一起消失 You can either rejoin your loved onesand collectively cease to exist in...
可能还剩72个小时 或者 I'd say, seventy-two hours. Or...
加入神圣时间线 you join the Sacred Timeline
结束你无足轻重 And you end your days ofinsignificance...
平凡无奇的日子 and mediocrity
韦德 Wade
韦德 你终于 Wade, you can finally...
终于 finally,
算回事了 matter
那才是我真心想要的 That's all I've ever really wanted
我知道 I know
我一贯的道德底线就是没有底线 And you know I'm, I'm nothing if not morally flexible
好 Yep, yep
我愿意 I'll do it
聪明人都识实务 神圣时间线欢迎你加入 Wise choice. The Sacred Timeline's happy to have you
我不只要找到金刚狼 还要打断你的鼻子 I was actually talking about finding the Wolverine and breaking your fucking nose
去找他 快去找他 Find him. Find him!
他真的找到我 And boy, did he ever
所以我们回到了开始那一幕 Which brings us back to this
继续亵渎这具神圣遗体 The desecration of the sacred corpse
欧买尬 Oh, my God!
靠 我这操蛋的胳膊 My own fucking arm!
这才像话 Now we're talkin'!
不能这样 Not like this!
不 老天爷啊 No, dear God! No!
抱歉 金刚狼的爪子真的很难驾驭 I'm sorry! Wolverine-ing is hard!
快住手 Make it stop!
罗根尽力了 Mangold tried
你这个大变态 You sick fuck!
罗根是英雄 Logan was a hero
是加拿大唯一叫得响的名字 And the only thing worth a shit to ever come out of Canada
你的狗嘴不准吐出我国家的名字 Get my country's name out of your fuckin' mouth
还有我的剑 给我 And my sword. Give me that
我得再找一个罗根才行 Oh, I gotta find me another Logan
一个活蹦乱跳的 An alive one
不必送了 我自己离开 Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out
罗根 Logan!
我想请你跟我走 I'm gonna need you to come with me
谁在说话 Who's asking?
看看这个矮人小毛孩 Oh, look at this little Hairy Lou Retton
你见过白雪公主吗 小可爱 Did you stick the landing, little guy?
真是你 Yes, you did!
跟漫画里的矮冬瓜一样高 Comic accurate short king
好袖珍的迷你金刚狼 Such a cute wittle Wolvie
赶紧他妈的转场 Cue the fuckin' montage, baby
啊哈 一片火海 Everything seems to be on fire
这里难道有一条火龙吗 You have a dragon?
你一看就是锚定者 You have Anchor Being written all over...
独眼狼 Patch!
这才像话 Now we're talkin'
噢耶 Oh, yeah
该有的都有 That's the whole goddamn package right there
你好啊 Howdy!
我在寻找锚定者 I'm just... I'm auditioning Anchor Beings
你的皮肤得抹点油了 Yeah, that's gonna need some coconut oil
搞屁啊 What in the fuck?
你还好吗 Are you okay?
对 对 Oh, yes, yes
约翰·伯恩那种小麦色肌肤 Classic John Byrne brown and tan
你这也算是反浩克装甲 Now, you fought the Hulk in this outfit. No?
我可是漫威救世主 你个笨蛋 我 I'm Marvel Jesus, you dull creature, and I will not...
♪ You don't need money, don't take fame ♪
♪ Don't need no credit card to ride this train ♪
♪ It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes ♪
与你无关 我们只是方向不同 It's not you. We're just going in a different direction
♪ But it might just save your life ♪
你背影有点像亨利 You know, from behind, you look a little bit like Henry...
♪ That's the power of love ♪
去你娘的 Oh, my fuck!
卡维尔狼 The Cavillrine
传说是真的 The legends are true
先生 我想代表全人类说 And may I say, sir, on behalf of all humanity...
就是这个感觉 this just feels right
与别家片商相比 我们开出的条件最好 We will treat you so much better than those shit fucks down the street
你最好马上滚蛋 You were just leavin'
别啊 我那个宇宙命运正 No, sir. Not while the fate of my universe is at...
这个看来有希望 This one looks promising
下去吧 Down you go
再来 Again
我说过 这里不欢迎你 I told you. You're not welcome here
你到哪都不受欢迎 You're not welcome anywhere
马上给我滚出去 Now get the fuck out of my bar
再喝一杯我就走 Just give me one more drinkand then I'll leave
少来这套 That's not how it works
等等 这瓶留着 It does now. Leave the bottle
我认识你吗 I know you, bub?
不认识 但我认识你 Nope. But I know you
大家都认识我 Everybody knows me
我是金刚狼 I'm the Wolverine
没错 你是 Yes, you are
现在就请你跟我走 And I'm gonna need youto come with me right now
小妞 我没兴趣 Look, lady, I'm not interested
- 你真会喝 - 我为毛跟你走 - Really gettin' into your cups here. - Why would I go with you?
因为 很不幸 Because, unfortunately...
我需要你 I need you...
更不幸的是我的整个世界 and even more unfortunately, my entire world...
也需要你 needs you
你们要打炮还是打架 You two gonna fuck or fight?
你就让他埋汰你吗 You gonna take that from him?
对 Yep
我也看出来了 I can tell you have a sort of...
我再靠近你 就会伤我的心 don't-get-too-close-I'll-only-break-your-heart vibe going here...
反正现在哪个金刚狼都会伤我的心 but every other Wolverinewould've really hurt me by now
我没时间跟你耗 挪挪屁股 一起走吧 And, I'm sort of on the tick-tick. So upsy-daisy. Here we go
起来 我扶你 大个子 Up you go. I got you, big guy
狼爪不举了 Whiskey dick of the claws
- 年过40的金刚狼 难怪 - 别逼我 - It's quite common in Wolverines over forty. - You don't want this
没错 你也别逼我 You're right. I don't. And you don't want this
笑一个 等闪光灯
除非你想自己脑袋开花 Unless you wanna take a deep breaththrough your fuckin' forehead...
否则我劝你三思 I suggest you reconsider
走吧 小狼狗 Let's go, peanut
等一下 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
看好了 Watch this
好 那 All right. That...
别激动 Easy
妈呀 Good God
酒蒙子还没喝够 Thirsty little honey badger, aren't ya?
没关系 你继续 It's okay. Keep goin'
反正观众习惯注水烂片了 Audiences are accustomed to long run times
果然醉倒了 Guess you'll have to do
好 这是 Okay, here we...
看看这件睡衣 Look at those jammies
已经过了他妈的20年了 That only took twenty fucking years
锚定者来了 One Anchor Being coming right up!
让一下 小宝贝 On your left, baby girl
这个罗根无所不能 连出场都自带BGM This Logan has the same he-can-do-anything-even-musicals look
更棒的是 And bonus...
他穿着战服 可见他也想演超级英雄片 he's actually wearing a costume like he's not embarrassed to be in a superhero movie for once
我实在不理解 I don't understand
你说我的宇宙危在旦夕 You said my universe is dying...
就是因为这个懒鬼把自己毙掉了 because this sack of nutsgot himself killed
现在问题搞定了 Well, problem solved
天啊 My God
你真以为你这家伙 You actually thinkyou can replace an Anchor Being...
能当锚定者 with this?
我本来也不会接受其他金刚狼的 但 I wouldn't have accepted any other WolverineBT dubs. But you...
你再怎么秀下限 也不能用最烂的金刚狼充数 have outdone yourselfand brought me the worst Wolverine!
什么叫最烂的 What do you mean, the worst one?
威尔逊先生 Mr. Wilson
这个金刚狼甚至都让他自己的世界失望 This Wolverine let down his entire world
他也算传奇 但形象太差 He's the stuff of legend, but not in a good way
他的作为 And what he did...
应该说 well...
有些事就是无法原谅 some things are just beyond forgiveness
好吧 Okay
我该如何补救 你要我怎样都行 How do I... How do I make this right? I'll do anything
我曾经给了你一展身手的机会 I gave you a chance at greatness
那是因为我的长官认为你与众不同 Because my superiors deemed you special
但现在看 显然是烂的与众不同 Clearly not special in a good way
看来你还是去忙自己的事情吧 Apparently you have someimportant future purpose to serve
比如 在雷神怀里死去 With Thor. He holds me
我仁至义尽 给了你表现的机会 But, I did my duty. I gave you the opportunity to be somebody
你非但不感激我的提议 And instead of accepting my offeringwith humility and gratitude...
还打断我的鼻子 you broke my nose
- 看起来挺帅啊 - 你利用挖出来的英雄尸体 - It looks great. - And you decimated dozens of my men...
干掉我几十个手下 with the exhumed corpse of a hero
同时羞辱了他的遗体和记忆 Dishonoring not only his remainsbut his memory
你是网络喷子吗 What are you, the Internet?
你的世界岌岌可危 Your world is dying!
感谢 Thank you very much
而且无力回天 And there's no stopping it
比较人道的做法就是 The humane thing to do...
长痛不如短痛 is to make it quick
我的宇宙崩解难道会诱发你的食欲 Is the thought of vaporizing my universe making you peckish?
- 我郁闷时才想吃东西 - 我就要失去我珍惜的一切 都是因为 - I'm eating my feelings. - I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about...
这个垃圾中的战斗鸡 because that hairy thunder cunt from down undercunt...
当初他把自己干掉 现在他就站在我后面 对吧 finally diesand he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
欢迎加入漫威电影宇宙 Welcome to the MCU, by the way
现在正好是最低潮的时候 You're joining at a bit of a low point
至于你 我想跟你的老板谈 As for you, I wanna talk to your boss
现在打电话 跟他 她或他们说 I want you to get him on the phone and you tell him, her, or them...
漫威救世主不陪你们玩了 that Marvel H. Christ isn't playing
哇靠 Holy shit
这里满屋子都是叽里咕噜连环屁 I just heard a symphonyof buttholes clenching all at once
你越权了 You're off grid
你老板还不知道你在这里乱搞么 Your bosses don't know what you sick fucks are doing down here
告诉你 我可是佛魔通杀的广场舞领队金发白大妈 Well, I'll tell you what. I have a black belt in Karen...
我要到楼上 And I'm gonna go upstairs...
跟你们领导好好说道说道 and I'm gonna tell 'em all aboutyou and your...
耳根子清净多了 Silence is nice, isn't it?
他哪去了 Where the fuck did he go?
垃圾堆 很适合你去 To the trash heap. You'll fit right in
好险 That was close
别光杵在那里 白痴 Don't just stand there, you ape
拉我一把 Give me a hand up
算了 我没事 非常谢 Nope. I'm actually okay. Thank you very much...
这什么鬼地方 Where the hell are we?
不知道 看着像疯狂的麦克斯 I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Max-y
那样就侵犯版权了吧 But that would be IP infringement, right?
玩笑 Fucking jokes
操 操 Fuck! Fuck
你刚刚有没有在听 Were you even listening back there?
如果回不到悖论先生那边 If we don't make it back to thatMr. Paradox asshole...
我认识的每个人都会死 everyone I know is gonna die
那关我屁事 Not my fuckin' problem
你还会说别的吗 Oh, is that all you got?
当你的世界毁灭时 你也这样说吗 Is that what you saidwhen your world went to shit?
再说一次 Come again?
你的事我听多了 Yeah, I heard all about you
你搞砸了一切 How you screwed up everything
你该感谢我救你脱离苦海 You should be thankin' mefor pulling you out of that bed you shit in
你这背后捅刀的王八蛋 You back-stabbing son of a bitch!
准备冷静下来了吗 Are you ready to be calm now?
二十世纪福克斯
安息吧 福克斯 Rest in pieces, Fox
我不想跟你对着干 小狼狗 I don't want to fight you, peanut
不管你过去是什么样 Doesn't matter what you did
我只需要你现在帮忙 I just need your help
他妈的谁鸟你 I don't fuckin' care
操 看着就肉痛 Fuck. This is gonna hurt
算了 All right
去他妈的 Fuck it
让你们这些观众大爷爽就行了 Let's give the people what they came for
少叽歪 干就得了 Let's fuckin' go
提前准备条丝袜 宅宅们 Get your special sock out, nerds
包你爽到爆 It's gonna get good
AC/DC - 《Hells Bells》
I'll give you black sensations up and down your spine
♪ If you're into evil you're a friend of mine ♪
♪ See my white light flashing as I split the night♪
中招 Gotcha!
♪ I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell ♪
♪ I'm gonna get ya, Satan get ya ♪
罗小刀 Baby Knife!
看你的头怎么长回来 Let's see you grow your fuckin' head back
等一下 听我解释 Wait, wait, wait! I can fix it!
我能解释 解释什么 - I can fix it. - Fix what?
不管你做了什么 Whatever it is that you did
不管情况有多差 Whatever made you so bad
时变局那些蠢蛋说起过 Those, those pricks in the TVA. You heard him
他们不仅有办法终结我的宇宙 They have the power to end my universe...
也有能力改变你的宇宙 but they also have the power to change yours
我们回去 We get back there...
一起改变 and we can fix your world
你的世界 Together
我保证 I promise
他们能做到 They can fix it
如果我们搞内战 直接就都输了 We fight each other, we lose
天啊 是他 Dear God, it's him
谁 Who?
就他 The one
名不副实的超英 莫莉宝贝 The superhero equivalent to comfort food, or Molly
白人心中的灯塔 一线大咖 White guys' answer to all the disappointments. And another A-lister
FBI在片头警告你 Fair warning, gorgeous
你会听到不雅语言 You're going to encountersome indelicate language...
还有玩后庭的活动 但我们被禁止 a smidge of ass play, but we've been prohibited...
在镜头前使用可卡因 from using cocaine. On camera
他们来了 They're coming
他们是谁 Who's "they?"
他们正在发疯似的往这边冲 Oh, they're driving angry
这才是超级英雄的落地英姿 Now that's a superhero landing
看我的 I got this
靠过来 Stay close
是 队长 Aye, aye, Cap'n
你可以的 You got this
卡珊德拉看到我们抓到谁 一定很爽 Cassandra is gonna be giddy when she sees what we caught
你们跑不掉的 You can't run
不要做无所谓的挣扎 Everybody knows that
你有看到谁要跑吗 沙雕 You see anyone runnin', dick for brains?
等一下你就笑不出来了 You're not gonna love what happens next
欧买尬 Oh, my God
- 欧买尬 他要说了 - 干 - Oh, my God, he's gonna say it. - Fuck
- 欧买尬 他要说了 - 说什么 - Oh, my God! He's gonna say it! - Say what?
复仇者联盟 集结 Avengers, assemble...
- 点火 - 啥玩意儿？ - Flame on! - I'm sorry, what now?
干 Fuck!
我们不认识他 We don't know that guy
我们以为认识 We thought we did
我认得你 I know you
哇咧 Holy Shit
剑齿虎 Sabretooth
挺像你哥 Your brother
准备受死了吗 Ready to die?
等一下 暂停 Wait, wait, wait! Time!
你还不够帅 You look ridiculous
这场对决大家等了几十年 People have waited decades for this fight
绝不轻松 罗小刀 It's not gonna be easy. Baby Knife
连续攻击 把丫干倒 Shoot the double, you take him down
侧身发力 一肘制敌 Side control, then full mount...
全身压上 强敌断气 and you ground and poundtill he makes no sound because he's dead
给我压阵 Shut the fuck up!
欧买尬 Oh, my God!
祝你好运 我是狂粉 Okay. Good luck. I'm a huge fan
怎么了 妹子 What is it, girl?
碰上麻烦了吗 Is there trouble at the well?
麻烦大了 Big trouble
看 Behold!
你们高贵女王的头颅 The head of your precious queen...
芙莉欧莎 Furiosa!
我有金刚狼 I have the Wolverine!
她听我号令 I alone control her!
敢反抗我 You come for me...
就是挑衅她 you come for her
抱歉 应该是 他 So sorry. I know it's pronounced "him."
我性别盲 是我的错 I'm gender blind. It's my cross to bear
下一个是谁 Who's next?
蛤蟆怪 Toad!
你上 You're up
麻烦大了 Holy Shit
雷神 God of Thunder
我睡了多久 How long was I asleep?
某个部位没睡着 Not all of you was asleep
别麻烦了 Don't bother
他们搜身很彻底 They're very thorough
这是哪里 快说说 If you know where we are, start talking
在虚空里 You're in The Void
你们可以把它想象成炼狱 Think of it as purgatory
里德称它为超越现实的垃圾场 Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard
里德：神奇先生,《神奇四侠》主角之一
废物在永远消灭前的去处 Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever
时变局把不守多重宇宙规矩的人送来 And where the TVA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the multiverse
- 就像你 - 还有你们 - Like you? - And you
谁负责进行永远消灭 What does the annihilating?
时间之主艾利奥斯 Alioth
艾利奥斯也出演了这部片 Alioth is in this thing?
《洛基》第一季第五集那个 From Loki, season one, episode five?
这里每个人都在躲艾利奥斯 Everyone here is on the run from Alioth
大多没成功 Most don't make it
不过还有反抗势力 There's a resistance, though
就是像我们一样得以幸存的人 Other people like us that managed to survive
他们躲在边境 想设法离开 They're hidin' out in the borderlands, trying to find a way the fuck outta here
那我们就去那里 Then that's where we go
我们 组团吗 "We?" Us? A team?
我愿意 一言为定 The answer is yes. Shake on it
操 你割到我了 Fuck! You nicked it
你的罗小刀划到我了 Just got the tip withyour little steak knife
那些人能帮我们回到时变局 These "others" can help usget back to the TVA
然后改变世界 Make 'em fix things
笑个屁 老兄 Something funny, bub?
她可能有意见 She might have somethin' to say about that
她是谁 Who's "she?"
在虚空中 In The Void...
你不是艾利奥斯的大餐 you're either food for Alioth...
就是她的打手 or you work for her
- 保罗·路德只剩一把老骨头了 - Paul Rudd finally aged
- 蚁人扮演者 保罗·路德
你一定是年度最佳 红坦克 You must be this year's Juggernaut
- 谢谢 - 你最好闭嘴 - Thank you. - I'd keep your voices down
她不喜欢有人喋喋不休 She don't like the chatter
她会爱死你的 She's gonna love you
那是查尔斯吗 Is it... Is that Charles?
老查 是我们 Chuck! It's us!
那不是老查 That's not Chuck
靠 Ah, shit
残障歧视 太好了 Oh, ableism. Great
这样拍 白左和圣母都不会开心的 That's not gonna go over well with the woke mob
金刚狼 A Wolverine
我还在想何时能抓到一个 I wondered when I'd get one of you
你是X战警 You're one of Xavier's
你认识老查 You-You know him? You know Chuck?
认识 Oh, I knew him
同一个妈生的 We shared a womb
一开始我就想用脐带勒死那个奸诈小鬼 Tried to strangle the sly little fellow with my umbilical cord
对啊 我也不喜欢室友 我室友是瞎子 Amen. I've never loved roommates. Mine's blind
可是她看得见可卡因 Except she can see cocaine
因为某种原因 For some...
帮下腔 陛下 我没词了 reason. You want to chime in, Your Majesty? I'm dying here
你是谁 Who are you?
查尔斯的孪生妹妹 Charles Xavier's twin,
卡桑德拉·诺瓦 Cassandra Nova
- 放屁 - 刚才我没憋住 - Bullshit! - I was an anal birth
你们俩真可爱 You two are cute
老娘感觉不错 I have a good feeling about this
多年来我一直想抓这只小萤火虫 And I've been trying to catch this little firefly for years
对不对 约翰尼 Haven't I, Johnny?
你选错交新朋友的时间了 Aw... You picked the wrong timeto make new friends
约翰尼跟我们介绍过你 Oh, Johnny told us all about you
- 先闭嘴 - 也许不要 - Maybe shut up now. - Yeah,
我们当时在瞎聊 - maybe don't... - We're just talkin' here
约翰尼说你是妄自尊大的神经病 Yeah, Johnny told usyou're a psychotic megalomaniacal asshole
他说的 不是我 His words, not mine
沉迷于胁迫和暴力而无法自拔 Hellbent on domination and pain
- 你那样说我 - 没有 - You said all that about me? - No!
不 No!
我根本没说 硬气点儿 约翰尼 - I don't... I didn't say any of that! - Sticks and stones, Johnny!
别让她吓倒 Don't let her intimidate you
就像你在车上说的 It's like you said in the convoy
这个妖女冷血无情 This finger-lickin' dead-insidepixie slab of...
胸小瘾大手指肮脏 third rate dime-store nut-milk...
只适合给他舔菊花 can eat your delicious cinnamon ring...
- 事后再丢到光头地狱里去 -全听到了 and kick rocks all the way to bald hell
我这辈子根本没说过这些话 I have never said any of those words in my entire life!
别谦虚 The modesty
大家以为我嘴贱 可是这家伙 People think I'm a shit talker. But this guy...
比我还贱的多 Next level
什么 这 我 我们 What? This... I... We...
我有一半都听不懂 I don't even know what half of that means!
- 什么 这 - 我原本挺佩服你 真的 - This... I... What? This... - My hat's off to you, sir. Truly
我没有 他 那 I didn't... He's... That's...
我不 I don't...
他不是我最爱的克里斯 Not my favorite Chris
美国队长扮演者
你这个蠢蛋 你害死他了 You stupid piece of shit. You just got him fucking killed!
喂 我们都很伤心 We're all grieving!
而且就是他才导致本片预算暴涨的 PS, do you know whathe was doing to the budget?
艾利奥斯饿了 Alioth is hungry
出了点差错 There's been some kind of mistake
旁边这个香蕉哥哥是候补锚定者 Big yellow is a back up Anchor Being...
我是漫威救世主 私下也可以叫我MJ and I'm Marvel Jesus. MJ, if you're nasty
说来不中听 有另一个英国坏蛋 This may be hard to hear, but there's another British villain...
想摧毁我的宇宙 我要阻止他 who's gonna destroy my universe and I'm gonna stop him
我觉得你不是拯救世界的料 Oh, honey, you don't really strike me as the world-saving type
惹毛你了吗 Did I hit a nerve?
我本来不想放大招的 I didn't want it to come to this
你让我很纠结 Either you help us...
或者让我朋友唱个欢乐音乐妙无穷 or my friend here is gonna sing the entire second act of Music Man...
不用暖嗓预热那种 with zero warm-up
- 暗喻狼叔也是舞台剧演员
那张椅子哪来的 Where'd you get the chair?
查尔斯偶尔会来 Well, once in a while, I do get a Charles through here
不过那不重要 Never mine, though
不重要 No
而且 他也不是来找我 He didn't care to find me
Z世代就爱自怨自艾 Gen Z and their trauma-bragging!
你就不能跟我们一样 咀嚼伤痛变成体重 Can't you just stuff it down, turn it into accomplishment...
化悲愤为力量或化忧郁成绝症吗 or cancer like the rest of us?
你们跟我不一样 But I'm not like the rest of you
或许金刚狼除外 Except maybe the Wolverine
我们合作应该天下无敌 Now, we could be truly terrifying together
你有那么强 You're that scary, huh?
时变局肯定是那么觉得 The TVA certainly thought so
因为我还不会走路 他们就送我过来了 They sent me here before I could walk
那也是我最难忘的人生际遇 And you know, it's the best thingthat ever happened to me
我爱这里 I love it here
你住在垃圾场里 You live in a garbage dump
我们都知道谁才住在垃圾场里 I think we both know who livesin the garbage dump
虚空对于我宛如天堂 The Void is a paradise
我能在这里施展全部力量而不受制约 I can wield my power here without shame
可惜没有查尔斯·泽维尔教我压制这股力量 Unfortunately I had no Charles Xavier to teach me temperance
你的查尔斯呢 What about your Charles?
他有保护你吗 Did he protect you?
让你感到安全吗 Did he make you feel safe?
我们是变种人 没有安全可言 We're mutants. We're never safe
欸 我不想打架 I don't want the smoke
我跟你没冲突 我只想救我朋友 I don't have any beef with you. I just want to save my friends
我想回家 I just... I want to go home
我倒是能送你回家 Well, the thing is, I could get you home
- 很好 - 问题是我不想 - Good. - But I don't want to
不好 Not good
你想怎样 韦德·威尔逊 What do you want, Wade Wilson?
你的 Your...
手指在我体内 不舒乎 fingers are inside me, but not in a good way
我哥用念力就能进入别人的脑袋 My brother could enter one's mind with a thought
我还得弄脏我的手 I have to get my hands dirty
让我来 I've got you
让我来 I've got you...
什么意思 What do you mean?
我联络不上你 你不在这里 I can't, I can't reach you. You're not here
我就在这里 I'm right here
- 才怪 我不能 - 我就在这里 - No, you're not. I can't... - I'm right here
证明给我看 你得想办法 Then show me. You got to do something
证明什么 Show you what?
证明你不只在乎你自己 Show me you care aboutsomething bigger than you
自从他们拒绝你 你就自暴自弃 Ever since they turned you down, you took a knee
宝贝 你始终没振作起来 Baby, you never got back up
我知道你很痛苦 I know you're going through something
让我陪你 Let me go through it with you
你的疯和我的狂是天生一对 Your crazy matches my crazy
你在想什么 Where'd you go?
天啊 Oh, my God
你就说出来吧 You just say it. Okay?
说你不要我 Say, "I don't want you
你不想跟我在一起 "I don't want to be with you."
说啊 快说 Go ahead. Say it. Say, say, "I don't..."
快说 你不想跟我在一起 Say it. You don't wanna be with me
说出来我就走 说你不要我 Tell me that and I'll walk away. Say, "I don't want you."
靠 Fuck...
你永远不会成为一个大人物 You'll never fucking matter
什么 What?
你永远不会成为一个大人物 You'll never fucking matter
你 You'll...
永远不会 never...
成为 fucking...
一个大人物 matter
她没说过这句话 She never said that
没有 No
但我猜她就是这么想的 But I bet she thought it
你好恶毒 You are so mean!
我脑袋也尝到了 你手指中有仇恨的味道 My brain could taste your fingers, and they tasted like hate!
我快疯了 剧组的亲密关系协调员跑哪去了 And where in God's nameis the intimacy coordinator?
你深陷迷惘 威尔逊先生 You're so lost, Mr. Wilson
早在你来之前就如此 And long before you came here
这是金小刀 它会捅烂你的脸 This is Baby Knife. She's gonna fuck you in the face now
想杀我 一把小刀可不够 If you want to kill me, it's going to take more than a little blade
六把呢 How about six?
兄弟够猛 My boy's wicked strong
好兄弟 That's my big boy
就是你 Yes, you are
挺好玩的 Well, this has been fun
但是大哥需要吃饭 房租也该缴了 But the big guy needs to eatand the rent is due
对了 By the way...
你们就是房租 you're the rent
快啊 操 Come on! Fuck!
你走不走 You comin' or what?
来了 Coming!
你在想什么 What you thinkin' 'bout?
放开我 Get the fuck off of me!
马上就好了 Almost done
什么马上就好 Almost done what?
你的两瓣屁股把我的刀都夹住了 金色狼 Getting my knife out of your buttocks, pervert!
操 Fuck!
别在你脑海中意奸我 Get your mind out of my pants!
我要回家告诉布蕾克 - 从现在是新规矩 I'm telling Blake. - New rules
- 布蕾克 - 死侍演员生活中的太太
我下命令 你只管听 I talk now
- 那观众肯定不答应 - 给我闭嘴 - That's gonna be very hard on the audience. - Shut the fuck up!
让我想一下 Let me fuckin' think
我们得回去找悖论 对吧 Now we gotta get back to Paradox, right?
对吧 Right?
现在我 It's an excuse
- 可以张嘴吗 - 点头就好 混蛋 - Am I allowed to speak now or... - Just nod, asshole
好 Right
倒霉蛋约翰尼被你害死前 提到了一些人 Then we find the others that poor kid Johnny was talking about...
- 我们去找他们问问 - 倒霉蛋这名字不够好 他年过半百痴痴呆呆 - before you got him killed! - "Poor kid." He's like fifty!
如果他们真知道如何离开 就去找他们问问 Yeah, if there's a chance they knowhow to get out of here, we find 'em
要时变局能改变我的过去 这是你答应的 And make those TVA fuckers fix my shitlike you fucking promised!
我嗅到战场的硝烟 I smell quest
我闻到食物的味道 I smell food
你为何一直穿这件扎眼的黄袍 So what made you finally wear anhonest-to-God costume?
我穿红的 他们就看不到我流血了 Mine's red so they can't see me bleed
我也知道黄色很实用 But I could see howyellow would be useful too
你有检查多动症吗 Have you been checked for ADHD?
没 但我得过几种花柳病 应该是多洞症引起的 But I've had several STDs, which were probably caused by ADHD
操 Fuck!
你在找什么 What are you looking for?
外用酒精
谢天谢地 Thank fuck
别喝 那是外用酒精 No, no, no. That's rubbing alcohol
不能喝 你喝了会他妈的肠穿肚烂 You don't want to drink... Oh, yeah. There you go. Fuck that liver
好吧 Good. Okay
那些是什么 What the fuck are those?
平常我都戴假发 没人知道 Back in civilian life, I wear a toupee, but nobody knows
大家都知道 Everybody knows
来聊聊你以前的烂事 还是 Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or...
等到片尾放几个敷衍的彩蛋 should we wait for a third act flashback?
滚你妈蛋 Go fuck yourself
其实 You know...
在我的世界里 你 in my world, you're...
你的形象很伟光正 You're well regarded
在我的世界可不是 Yeah, well, not in mine
我在我的世界也是受尽白眼 They don't like me much in mine either
看得出来 You don't say
我想有一番作为 I wanted to be something, you know. I...
我想当复仇者 Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger
- 那狗日的妇联 - 骂的好 - Fuck the Avengers. - Yeah
有我没我 X战警系列一样 I didn't make the cut, though. Same with the X-Men...
- 我女友离开我时 - 你还有女友 - When my girlfriend left me and then I just... - You had a girlfriend?
对 Yeah
凡妮莎 Vanessa
刚认识时她是舞者 When we met, she was a dancer
我们生活美满 We had a whole life
很幸福 It was good
可是我 But, oh, boy, I just...
却搞砸了 Fucked that right up
而你 But you
你是X战警 You were an X-Man
还是X战警的头牌 Fuck that. You were the X-Man. You...
金刚狼 The Wolverine
他在我的世界是英雄 He was a hero in my world
是啊 Yeah, well...
在我的世界 是个屁 he ain't shit in mine
你说罗根曾是英雄 怎么回事 You said, "Logan was a hero." What happened?
他挂了 He died
怎么死的 How?
枯树枝刺穿了你的倒霉肺 Well, technically, you were chest-fucked by a tree, but...
其实是你为了救人电池没电 really, you just ran out of batteriestrying to save someone
救谁 Who?
X-23 一个碧池在实验室造出了她 给她起了这么个名字 The shitheels that grew her in a labcalled her "X-23." But...
她稚气未脱 she was just a kid
身娇体健 峨眉善妒 还有一颗七窍玲珑杀手心 A younger, daintier, somehow meaner version of you
你就是为了救她而死 You died trying to save her
很感人 It was beautiful
听着 朋友 我知道你很伤心 Look, mijo, I know you're hurtin'
我的拼床伴侣瞎子艾尔常说 My blind, elderly, African-American roommate, Blind Al, always says that...
痛苦使我们认清自己 pain teaches us who we are
有时我们得倾听痛苦 而非一味逃避 Sometimes we need to listen to that paininstead of running from it
- 哇靠 - 她很有智慧 - Holy shit. - Yeah, she's wise
不 你叫她瞎子艾尔 No, no, no. That's her name? You call her "Blind Al?"
她确实眼瞎 Well, she's blind
Chris De Burgh - 《The lady in red》
我从未见过你像昨晚那样可爱 ♪ I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight ♪
我从未见过你那样光芒四射 ♪ I've never seen you shine so bright ♪
穿红衣服的女士 ♪ Lady in red ♪
她正在和我共舞 ♪ Is dancing with me ♪
我们的脸颊，紧紧地贴着 ♪ Cheek to cheek ♪
这里没有别人 ♪ There's nobody here ♪
瞧瞧你 Look at you!
带上她一起走吧 She's coming with us
- 不行 免谈 - 哇塞 我要定她了 - No, she's not. Fuck no! - Oh, yes, she is
- 好啦 - 抱歉 - Oh, yes... - Sorry!
不好意思 Sorry about that!
过来 妹妹 Come here, girl!
你哪位 Who are you?
我是死侍 Oh, I'm Deadpool
我猜你也是死侍咯 And I guess you're Deadpool too
在这里大家叫我死侍 But in here, everybody calls me "Nicepool."
将来你还会看到女死侍 她才是真的是热辣滚烫 Oh, my goodness. Wait till you see Ladypool. She is gorgeous
她刚生完宝宝 She just had a baby too. And...
但身材从上到下都倍儿顺 Can't even tell
你不应该说这种话 I don't think you're supposed to say that
不用害怕 That's okay
内涵被女拳攻击
户籍本的性别栏我已经给自己标注女性了 I identify as a feminist
你牛 Right
那是镀金点50口径沙漠之鹰手枪 Are those gold-plated.50 caliber Desert Eagle pistoleros?
当然 'Course
跟我的耳环搭不搭 To match my ear huggie
能给我吗 Can I have 'em?
等我死了再说吧 Over my dead body
跟你开个玩笑而已 You're fun
你见过玛丽·普汀了 And I guess you've already met Mary Puppins
就是死狗侍 AKA Dogpool
小心别乱摸 Careful where you put your hands
它全身上下都是G点 一碰她就起反应 She's ninety percent g-spot, and she'll let you know it
这条死色狗趁你不注意 You let this little flirt out of your sightfor one second and...
就开始黏个新干爹 she starts shopping for a new papa
如果养不好 你就不该养这只小可爱 If you can't be a responsible pet owner, then maybe you don't deserve this little unicorn
我认罪 法官大人 Guilty on all charges, Your Honor
我保证下不为例 Shan't happen again
你干嘛这么好说话 Why are you so nice?
与人为善又不会损己分毫 Oh, it costs nothing to be kind
乖乖闭嘴才更容易做到 Shutting the fuck up is also free
这是罗根 This is Logan
他以前不修边幅 离婚后才打扮的光鲜亮丽 He's usually shirtless, but he's let himself go since the divorce
你的头套呢 Where's your mask?
天生容颜 无需遮掩 Come on, guys
真尼玛自恋 Ugh, this guy
我们在找一批幸存者 We're looking for a group of survivors
据说他们在边缘地带 Oh, they're out there
但良心建议 你们最好别碰上死侍军团 Yeah, but merc to merc, you better hopethat you don't run into the Deadpool corps
他们是一群义和拳 Yeah, they're crazy
会把你碎尸万段 洒遍虚空各角落 They will chop you up into a thousand piecesand hide you all over The Void
他们刚走出童年噩梦 If they could only processtheir childhood trauma...
积聚的怨恨正无处发泄 they'd go on one heck of a healing journey
我们要去边境 Look, we're headed for the borderlands
知道在哪吗 You know where it is?
正西12公里 交通工具借你们 Yeah, that... That's twelve klicks due west. I can lend you my ride, if you like
这也是我的荣幸 It would be my honor
不行 绝对不行 No, no, no. Absolutely not
搞个毛线啊 不行 Uh-uh. What the... No! No!
上车试试 Just get in the car
这不是车 This isn't a car
这是他妈的本田奥德赛 This is a Honda fuckin' Odyssey
操蛋的油门 Throttle response sucks a cock
抠搜的控制台 Dated infotainment system
当初本田发现丰田的普瑞维亚像病毒一样在各条街道蔓延爬行 When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was makin' a comeback...
就造出奥德赛 他妈的日系双烂 毫无下限 they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete
快他妈的给我上车 Get in the fucking car
它会送你平安抵达 She'll get you there safe and sound
老贝琪从不拉跨 Old Betsy always does
你得把狗还给我 You're gonna have togive me my dog back, though
我知道 听好 对 孩子 I know. Listen. Yes, child
如果你想放弃它 或它需要新家 If you ever wanna give her up, or if she needs a new home...
或是你有三长两短 or if somethingshould happen to you...
我乐意当它的新爸爸 I'd love to be her papa
我会有什么三长两短 What would ever happen to me?
多着呢 Lots of stuff
- 天啊 - 不 我来带你私奔 - Jesus. - No! We're running away
- 给我 - 玉米太密真碍事 - Give me that. - The corn was too dense, girl!
- 抱走 - 过来 - There. - Come here!
- 干 - 你好啊 - Fuck! - Hello!
走好不送 Bye
Avril Ramona Lavigne - 《I'm With You》
这是个酷寒的夜晚 ♪ It's a damn cold night ♪
我试着思索人生 ♪ Trying to figure out this life ♪
你是否能牵着我的手 ♪ Won't you take me by the hand ♪
带我到新天地 ♪ Take me somewhere new ♪
我虽不知道你是谁 ♪ I don't know who you are ♪
但我，跟随你 ♪ But I, I'm with you ♪
我问你 Okay, I'm just gonna ask...
你感觉自己这套战服怎样 What's with the suit?
反正我挂掉之后的第一件事是 First thing I did when I flamed out...
- 把自己这件脱掉 - 闭嘴 - I took mine off. - Drop it
你的就没那么丑 It's not that ugly
- 别再说我的战服 - 你自己做的吗 - Stop talking about my suit. - Did you make it yourself?
- 我这件就是 - 闭嘴 - Been there. - Quit. Now
X战警逼你穿的 The X-Men make you wear it?
那些狗娘养的 Those sons of fuckin' bitches
他们从不跟你一个战壕 They are not your friends, I'll tell you that
只会让你一个人去爬刀山 Friends don't let friends...
而他们却自己去游火海 leave the house lookin' like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams
给我闭嘴 不然 Shut the fuck up about this, or...
好好交流 狼兄弟 Watch your frown lines, angel baby
- 我也是想培养咱们之间的感情 - 那就聊点别的 - I'm just trying to bond a little bit. - Yeah, well, then talk about somethin' else
好 Fine
换个话题 Stop it
如果他们改变了你的世界 If they can fix your world...
等你离开这里后 最想做什么 what's the first thing you're gonna dowhen you get out of here?
喝工业酒精 还是汽车玻璃水 Get some rubbing alcohol shots, maybe a wiper fluid chaser?
你说什么 What did you say?
等你回去 最想做什么 I said when you get back, what's the first thing you're gonna do?
不是 前面一句 No, no, no. Before that
如果他们改变了你的世界 If... they can fix your world?
什么叫 如果 What do you mean, "if?"
- 就是 - 你他妈骗我 - I mean... - You lied to me
你根本不知道他们能否帮我 对吧 You don't have a fucking clueif they can help me fix things, do you?
不 我是说 No. I, I mean...
操 操 我没骗你 Fuck! Fuck! I didn't lie!
- 你说谎 - 没有 那算是一厢情愿 - You lied! - No! I made an educated wish!
因为我真的需要你帮忙 Because I need you
这就是原因 这个理由 This. This is why. Right here
如果我不想办法 他们会死 'Cause if we don't do something, they die
我对拯救世界一窍不通 I don't know anything about saving worlds
我又为什么这么在乎 And why would I even care?
因为我的世界就在这照片里 Because my entire worldis right here in this picture
就是九个人 It's only nine people...
我无法靠自己一己之力去救人 and I have no idea how to save it alone
我只会为钱杀人 但你 I know how to fuck people up for money. But you...
你知道怎么救他们 you know how to save 'em!
至少另一个金刚狼知道 At least the other Wolverine did
但是我竟然跟最烂的那个要组队 Fuck! I guess I'm stuck with the worst one
你把那称作 Did you say you made...
他妈的一厢情愿 an educated fucking wish?
老子就算嘴贱 也是人所共知的佣兵之王 They call me "The Merc with the Mouth."
可不是那些老实受气 They don't call me...
只会用嘴吹的提米萨斯卡通市女王 "Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."
有胆就继续说 One more word
敢说一个字的话 Please give me one
咕噜巴拉咕噜巴拉 Gubernatorial
操 Oh, fuck!
你他妈根本就是个笑话 You know what? You're a fucking joke
难怪复仇者联盟不收你 No wonder the Avengers didn't take you
还有X战警 他们可是来者不拒 Or the X-Men. And they'll take fucking anyone
你根本是 I mean, you are...
可笑 幼稚 脑残的白痴 a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron
我没见过 I have never met...
比你更可悲 a sadder...
更不甘寂寞 喋喋不休的蠢蛋 more attention-starved, jabbering little prick...
一辈子都没见过 你真操蛋 我可是足足活了 in my entire life. And that says a lot, 'cause I've been alive...
两百多年 告诉你 for more than two hundred fuckin' years, and I'll tell you...
光头妹说得很对 你休想拯救你那个破烂的世界 that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world!
你连跟脱衣舞娘的感情 You couldn't even save a relationship...
都拯救不了 with a goddamn stripper!
你奶奶的 老子咒你孤独一身直至凄凉而死 And motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone...
可是你他妈的根本不会死 but it's one of God's best jokesthat you can't die...
只会让大伙跟着倒霉 except that's on all of us!
还想BB吗 贱嘴哥 Oh, you got nothing to say, Mouth?
我要干死你 I'm gonna fight you now
是吗 Oh, are you?
Johnny Farnham,Olivia Newton-John - 《You're the One That I Want》
我内心的激动 ♪ I got chills ♪
无法遏止 ♪ They're multiplying ♪
不服继续 Not talkin' now, are ya?
我快要失控 ♪ And I'm losing control ♪
因为你给予的力量 ♪ Cause the power you're supplying ♪
你妈个B You dirty bitch
电力四射 ♪ It's electrifying ♪
你最好焕然一新 ♪ You better shape up ♪
因为我需要一个男人 ♪ Cause I need a man ♪
而我的心中只有你 ♪ And my heart is set on you ♪
你最好焕然一新 ♪ You better shape up ♪
你最好能理解 ♪ You better understand ♪
我的真心 ♪ To my heart I must be true ♪
再也没有什么 ♪ Nothing left ♪
我再也没有什么能做的了 ♪ Nothing left for me to do ♪
你就是我想要的唯一 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪
亲爱的 ♪ Oh Oh honey ♪
你就是我想要的唯一 ♪ You are the one I want ♪
亲爱的 ♪ Oh Oh honey ♪
不要 No, no, no!
你就是我想要的唯一 ♪ You are the one I want ♪
我需要的唯一 ♪ Oh Oh Oh The one I need ♪
我需要的唯一 ♪ Oh yes indeed yes indeed ♪
如果你心中 ♪ If you're filled ♪
充满激情 ♪ With affection ♪
金小刀 Baby Knife!
你太害羞了，不好意思表达 ♪ You're to shy to convey ♪
最好跟随我的方向 ♪ Better take my direction ♪
我收回我的话 本田奥德赛帅呆了 I take it all back. The Honda Odyssey fucks hard
可惜你很烂 金针狼 Too bad you don't, needle dick
好戏才刚刚开始 Oh, we're just gettin' started, bub
你 操 Oh, you... Fuck!
共存
索尔 Thor!
我们在哪 Where are we?
不知道 但我喜欢这里 No clue, but... I like it here
好 Okay
看看你们 Look at you... all
你们一定是那些人 You must be the others
真精彩 Terrific
所以，为了让大家重新认识你，你是... So just to refresh, you are...
- 神奇女侠 - 艾丽卡 果然是艾丽卡 - Wonder... Elektra? Yes. - Elektra
艾丽卡·纳奇丝(Elektra Natchios)，出场于2003年上映的超英电影《超胆侠》
谁会忘记呢 Who could forget?
至于你 And you
埃里克·布鲁克斯（Eric Brooks），首次出场于1998年上映的《刀锋战士》
没想到会见到你 I was not expecting to see you here
我以为你 I thought you were, you know...
死侍扮演者也曾在刀锋3中出场
已经退休了 retired
你是说 退学 Retarded?
退休 "Retired."
我已经在虚空里 不想再被虚化 I'm already in The Void. I'm not trying to get canceled again
我不喜欢你 I don't like you
刀锋扮演者曾经公开批评过小贱贱
不必勉强 You never did
这个让我相形见绌的老鲜肉是谁 And who's this succulent reminder of my own inadequacies?
看起来 Look at you
你就像超级英雄版的鹰眼 You look like the superhero version of Hawkeye
我叫雷米·勒博 里米·艾蒂安·勒博 The name's Remy LeBeau, Le Diable Blanc
可以叫我牌皇 But you can call me the Gambit
牌皇（Gambit），登场于2009年电影《金刚狼》，这里换了新演员
把舌头捋直了 再说一次 It's been a while since I've seen Sling Blade. Hit me again
大家叫我牌皇 They call me the Gambit
是吗 貌似是你强迫人家这样叫 Do they? Are you sure you didn't just really, really want them to...
结果还没人搭理你 but it never quite worked out?
这里没出现过金刚狼 You know, we never had a Wolverine up in here
在你准备喝光我的酒之前 But I can tell you now, it's just a common courtesy to ask...
是不是应该先说句敬语 before you drink up all of my liquor
我才懒得鸟你 Well, it's a good thing I don't give a fuck
妈的 Fuck
被打脸了 So embarrassing
我们大老远来找你们三位 Well, now that that's settled, look, we came a long way to find you three
我们有四个 There's four of us
第四个 是万磁王吗 There's four... Hey, wait. Is it Magneto?
天灵灵地灵灵 万磁王快快来显灵 Dear sweet God in heaven, let it be Magneto...
- 如果他在 - 他已经死了 - because with him... - He's dead
操 迪士尼变这么抠 Fuck! Now Disney gets cheap?
这他妈是要干死我的节奏 It's like Pinocchio jammed his face in my ass and started lying like crazy
你个死色批 Ooh, you nasty!
让美好时光滚滚而来，是吧？ Laissez les bons temps rouler, huh?
说几句人话吧 你到底是干嘛的 Not a single word. What do you do exactly?
赋能扑克牌 伤敌谈笑间 Charge the playing cards and make 'em go boom!
你擅长近距离魔法攻击 很棒 Your power's close up magic. That's good
我们胜券在握了 We're not totally fucked at all
谁带我们来的 So who brought us here?
是我 That would be me
希望我不会后悔带你们过来 Don't make me regret it
靠 Holy shit
罗根 是她 X-23 Logan. That's her. That's X-23
X-23 出场于2017年电影《金刚狼3：殊死一战》
我跟你说的那个 She's the one I told you about
你们怎么会困在虚空里 Hey, how did you all get stuck in The Void?
有人敲门 There was a knock at the door
- 时变局送我来的 - 我也是 - TVA sent me here. - Me, too
也许我就是在这里出生的 很难讲 Well, maybe I was born here. It's, it's hard to know for sure
时变局判定我们的宇宙即将死亡 TVA decided our universe was dying
我连奋力一搏的机会都没有 And I never even got a chance to fight for it
我们这种人不会逆来顺受 People like us don't go quietly
时变局很清楚这一点 就把我们送过来了 TVA knows that, so they took us out
我愿意 我加入 The answer is yes. I'm in
- 加入什么 - 团队 - In what? - A team
我 你 你 还有你 大家一起努力 Me, you, you, and me. All of us together
- 早日离开这鬼地方 - 别听他的 - Let's get the fuck out of this place. - Don't listen to him. He's...
- 大骗子 - 那是一厢情愿 - a fucking liar! - It was an educated wish!
听着 Look
我们在卡桑德拉的巢穴里 We've been inside Cassandra's lair
只有通过她才能离开虚空 The only way out of The Voidis through her
她能让我们回家 她亲口说的 She can get us home
等一下 你们进去过 - She told us. - Wait a minute, you've been inside?
- 还活着出来 - 扯淡 - And you made it out alive? - Bullshit
- 没人办得到 - 我们就是 - Nobody's ever done that. - We did
每次有人想对抗她 Every time one of us has gone up against her...
都死了 they die
惩罚者 快银 夜魔侠 The Punisher, The Quicksilver, The Daredevil
夜魔侠 真遗憾 Daredevil? I'm so sorry
- 没关系 - 好吧 - It's fine. - Okay
就连善良的约翰尼·斯通也是 Even that sweet, baby angel, Johnny Storm
他离开还没多久 He up and gone missing like...
是不是两天前 what, two days ago?
那可真不巧 That's so sad
不管约翰尼在哪 应该没事的 Wherever this Johnny fella is, I'm sure he's thriving
人多好办事 有我们两个 Look, there's, there's strength in numbers. All right? Us...
再加上你们 我们能击败卡桑德拉 plus, you guys. We can put Cassandra over our knee...
逼她让我们离开虚空 and force her to let us out of The Void
我很明白自我怀疑的感觉 I know what it means to feel self-doubt
- 我没那感觉 - 我好得很 - I don't feel that at all. - I'm good
像孙猴子在你肚子里翻跟头 Gnawing at your gut like a coked-up tapeworm
你说出了我的心声 It's like you'reholding up a mirror to my soul
就算你们无法拯救自己的宇宙 You guys may not have been able tosave your universes
却可以为它们复仇 But you can avenge them
这也是约翰尼希望的 It's what Johnny would have wanted
等等 Wait
你认识约翰尼 You knew Johnny?
对 Oh, yeah
这蠢蛋说服他加入我们 Dickhead here talked him into a team up...
结果约翰尼一命呜呼 and Johnny came down with a little case of the deads
不对 未必就死了 No, no, no. We don't know that
只是皮肉伤 也许他还活着 It was just a flesh wound. He may have survived
就算活着 他也宁可死掉 If he survived that, he is prayin' for death
- 谢谢金刚狼医师 - 快说 - Thank you, Doctor Wolverine! - Spill it!
你对约翰尼做了什么 What'd you do to Johnny, huh?
再不说我就动手了 Talk or I'm gonna start dealin'
好啦 喂 Okay. Okay
听好 Look
他在卡桑德拉面前乱讲话 He ran his fat-ass mouth about Cassandra
然后她弹指就扒掉了他的皮 Then she zip-zapped his skin...
内脏摔到地上 leaving his organs to splash crudely onto the ground...
血液渗进土里 场景让人不寒而栗 while the soil greedily drank his blood. It was horrible
他就像我的兄弟一样 He was like a brother to me
只是壮志未酬身先死 Look, he died before he could make a difference. But...
或许你们救不了你们的世界 Look, maybe you couldn't save your worlds, but...
但诸神可鉴 你们能挽救我的世界 but Jesus Christ, you can save mine!
我才不鸟你的世界 I don't give a shit about your world, but...
如果这两个都能活着出来 或许 if these two made it out of there alive, maybe together...
我们也能一起回去 合力干掉她 we can get back in. And take her down
在我老家 Where I come from,
那叫自杀 亲爱的 we call that suicide, Chere
只要阻挡住她的念力 就能锁定胜局 If we can block her psychic powers, we can get a leg up. I know it
我知道万磁王死了 Now I know Magneto's dead
但我敢说他的头盔 But I'd venture to guess that his helmet...
- 还在这里 - 卡桑德拉烧熔了那头盔 - is lying around here somewhere... - Cassandra melted the helmet
- 操 - 在她杀了他之后 - Fuck! - After she killed him
操 Fuck!
她倒是斩草除根 She don't play
因为她知道只有那头盔能克制她 She knows that helmet was the only way to protect anyone from her powers
另一顶头盔是红坦克的 The only other helmet that strong is Juggernaut's, but...
- 他为卡桑德拉效命 - 红坦克头盔 就是它了 - he works for Cassandra. - Juggernaut's helmet. That's it
一定要拿到那顶头盔 Yeah, and we done be knowing that lid ain't comin' off...
- 只能他砍下的头 - 真抱歉 帅哥 - without that dome gonna come off wit'it. - I'm so sorry, beautiful
咱们绅士一些 你的母语老师是谁啊 I want this to be gentle. Who is your dialect coach?
是小黄人吗 The Minions?
小黄人的法国口音
别再逞口舌之利 我们要揭竿而起 I feel likewe are missing critical exposition here
我也受不了了 不想躲了 I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of hiding
我们的世界早忘了我们 Let's face it, our worlds forgot about us
或根本不知道我们 Or never learned about us
我们曾是英雄 The heroes we were
救过那么多人 Lives we saved
或想救人 Or wanted to save
也许这两个人就是我们的机会 Maybe these two are our chance
事成之后足以留名青史 To be remembered
那是我们应得的 The way we deserve
对 Yes
拼一下 An ending
- 成为传奇 - 对 - Legacy. - Yes!
听带头大哥的 Yes! Let this man cook
就照说好的开干 This is what I'm talking about
大场景的爆炸 镜头推近打斗动作 配上悲怆的音乐 Big slow-motion fights, sad music
群英荟萃 舍生忘死 共御强敌 Everybody working together. Who knows if you live or die? That sorta thing
- 都准备好了吗 - 准备好了 - Who's ready? - I was born ready
棒 牌皇 你呢 Yes! Gambit?
还是受精卵时我就准备好了 I ain't know my daddy, but I'm sure I shot out of his dick ready
天啊 真有画面感 Jesus Christ, that is graphic
老爸老妈当时在盘肠大战 Yeah. He was layin' them buttery nutsall up in my mama...
我一冒出头就说 你好 and I shot out there and I said, "What's up, Doc?"
约翰尼在地下感谢你 X-23 你呢 Johnny must have loved you. X-23, what's it gonna be?
我叫劳拉 The name's Laura
- 组团开黑干光头 - 组团开黑干光头 - Let's fucking go. - Let's fucking go!
- 别让人看扁了 - 对 - It's on like chicken and corn. - Yeah!
- 就这么干 - 你们真他妈的是找死 - We're doing this. - You're all fuckin' dead
我靠 闭嘴也没人把你当哑巴 My God! Read the room
我不需要人陪 走开 I'm not lookin' for company. Get out of here
你让我想到他 You remind me of him
爱生气 醉醺醺 凶巴巴 Angry. Drunk. Mean...
- 听来是个好人 - 还没讲完 - Sounds like a great guy... - Wasn't finished
他在最重要的时候从不缺席 Showed up when it mattered the most
没有什么能阻挡他 Couldn't help it
你可能还不知道 You might not know it, but...
你是好人 罗根 you're a good man, Logan
你也可能不知道 他们都看出来了 我就是最菜的罗根 You might not know it, but apparently, I'm the worst Logan
因为你 我才能活下来 I got to have a life because of you
因为你 我才能长大 I got to grow up because of you
很多孩子也是这样 A lot of kids did
但是很多孩子因为我 才无法长大 A lot of kids didn't grow up because of me
相信我 小鬼 我不是你想象中的英雄 Trust me, kid, I'm no hero
这套战服说你是 That suit says different
喜欢吗 Yeah. Do you like it?
史考特常求我穿它 Scott used to beg me to wear it
还有琴 暴风女 野兽 So did Jean, Storm, Beast
他们都是 All of them
他们要我加入团队 我当时还不肯 They wanted me to be part of the team, but I wouldn't
我说他们看起来很搞笑 Told 'em they all look fucking ridiculous
我的意思是 I mean...
我不能让他们以为我想去 I couldn't have 'em thinkin' I wanted to be there
直到有一天我一个人出去 那天 人类来了 And then one day, while I was off on my own, the humans came...
开始猎杀变种人 and went mutant hunting
剩下的我猜得出来 I can guess the rest
不 让我 No, no, let me...
让我说 Let me say it. I...
我需要说出来 I need to say it
等我醉醺醺回家 为时已晚 By the time I stumbled home shitfaced from the bar, it was too late
他们死了 全死了 They were dead. Every...
只有这套战服能提醒我 他们是谁 This suit's all I got to remind me of who they were
提醒我自己一无是处 And what I did
我们早上出发去找卡桑德拉 We're headed to Cassandra's at sunup
一路顺风 我不去 Have fun. Not my fight
少了你不会成功 We won't pull this off without you
嘿，不管你以为我是谁 你都搞错了 Hey, Whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy
你一直都是错的 You were always the wrong guy
SPAM午餐肉
什么事 What?
艾利奥斯没抓到他们 Alioth didn't get them
卡桑德拉想先自己陪他们玩 Cassandra wanted to play with them herself first
他们溜掉了 They got away
- 有找到其他人吗 - 没有 - Did they find the others? - No
很好 Good. All right
是其他人找到他们 The others found them
有点意思 很好 火人 继续诱敌深入 Oh, very cute. Well done, Pyro. Classic bait and switch
- 尽我所能如你所愿 - 放轻松 - You really got me there. - Relax
如果仅仅他们几个攻击诺瓦 可没什么卵用 If they come after Nova, she'll handle it
诺瓦是卡桑德拉的中间名
卡桑德拉疯起来无人可挡 Cassandra is a lunatic wild card
你想我们为何安排她去那里 Why do you think we put her therein the first place?
幸好她自己没想要离开虚空 Thank God she's never chosento leave The Void
时间开膛手再几小时就完成 The Time Ripper is hours awayfrom completion
我不能冒险 I cannot take any chances
你是不能 Well, maybe not
但我可以 But I can
就是看值不值了 For a price
- 干嘛用这种怪声音讲话 - 真恶心 - Why do you have tosay it in that silly voice? - It's so icky
到底要不要干 You want it done or not?
好 就听你的 All right. Your price
去干掉她吧 Take her out
该死的变种人 Ugh. Mutants
T.I. - 《Bring Em Out》
带他们出来 ♪ Bring 'em out ♪
当你嘴里有东西时是很难喊出声音的 ♪ Its hard to yell when the barrels in ya mouth ♪
释放吧 ♪ Swizzie! ♪
（带他们出来，带他们出来）啊耶 ♪ (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out) Aye! ♪
（带他们出来，带他们出来）T.I. ♪ (Bring 'em out, bring 'em out) T.I. ♪
蒂普依靠VIP活着 ♪ TIP comin live from the VIP, ♪
他听说当我离开时，午夜时光便不再精彩 ♪ Heard the night life lost life when I leave ♪
联邦政府的工作人员和国家都想满足我的需要 ♪ Both the Feds and the State wanna see my need ♪
这个城市都得到了 ♪ The whole city got bizzerk he got treat ♪
看那边 Ooh! Look at that there!
靠近那双大手了 好像还没人攻进去过 You see them biggum hands come closed. Ain't not a wonna gettin' up inside there
牌皇想说的是 I think what Gambit's trying to say is...
想拿红坦克的头盔可不简单 getting Juggernaut's helmet ain't gonna be easy
我瞎猜的 I'm just making stuff up at this...
- 镜头对准刀锋战士 - 吃我一炮 - Yeah. Tilt up to Blade. - Gun!
♪ Mississippi to Philly Albuquerque to Chatt Town ♪
♪ If I hit you in the face you gon be suin me... ♪
这玩意儿哪来的 Where'd he get that little beauty?
那是惩罚者留下的AT4火箭筒 That's Punisher's AT4
出演者分别为：约翰·贝克、雷·史蒂文森、乔·博恩瑟、杜夫·龙格尔、托马斯·简
哪个惩罚者 已经有五个了 Which Punisher? There's been like five of them
但是至今 才只有一个刀锋战士 There's only been one Blade...
暗指准备由马赫沙拉·阿里主演的《新刀锋战士》至今仍处于流产状态
而且以后 再也没有刀锋战士了 and there's only ever gonna be one Blade
敌袭 Incoming!
干她个天翻地覆 Ooh, this is gonna be good
知道这一刻我等了多久吗 You know how long I've been waiting for this?
今天爷最红 I'm about to make a name for myself here
你们应该不是他们的对手 I don't think you guys walk away from this
记得让大家知道今天发生的事 You just make surepeople know what happened here today
等你们离开 替我喝一杯 And when you get out of here, you have a drink for me, yeah?
我们掩护 你俩找机会冲进去 You just stay on our six and get inside
你们拿到东西就算胜利 We'll make sure you get the package
我们的名字会永远刻在这里 And we'll get our ending
砰 And boom!
你们这帮杂碎就别上去了 在这里找死吧 Some motherfuckers still trying to ice skate uphill
你们俩逃走我懒得追 You two escaping, I could live with
可是又跑回来干嘛 送人头上瘾了 But coming back? Willingly?
男人都是蠢货 Boys are so silly
我只要回家 I just need to get home
没这个选项 Well, that's not on the menu, I'm afraid
要么战死要么跪舔 二选一 It's death or enslavement. A la carte, of course
飞高高 Upsy-daisy
终于 Finally...
可以换个人唠会儿 it's nice to give someone elsea chance to talk
废话少说 Not my strong suit
你把我激怒了 You shouldn't have done that
再见了，混蛋 Adiós, pendejo
你很有意思 对吧 You are an interesting one, aren't you?
你好像完全是被他影响了 I do feel likeyou get lost behind all of his...
死侍在虚空里随处可见 Deadpools area dime a dozen here in The Void
而你 But you...
怎么也出现在这里 What's going on in here?
有意思 Interesting...
出乎意料 Not what I expected back here
在愤怒的背后 Behind the anger
你在逃避 You're hiding
逃避他们 From them
逃避那些对你失望的人 From all the ones you let down
真痛苦 So much pain
我曾一走了之 I walked away
他们挽留我 They called after me and I...
我却一走了之 I walked away
我总是如此 I always do
- 罗根 - 我知道 - Logan! - I know
你没有置之不理 That's not all you did
对吗 Is it?
你最后还是发现了他们 You found them
X战警 The X-Men
都死了 Dead
尸堆成山 血流成河 Piled like wood
然后你做了什么 What did you do?
我开始杀戮 I started killing
停不下来 也不想停 And I couldn't stop. I didn't wanna stop
他们都该死 All those bad men
也不尽然 It's not just the bad ones
我的小野狼 My little animal
因为我 全世界都敌视X战警 And I turned the whole world against the X-Men
刀锋战士 Blade!
但是这一次 Just once...
我想起了查尔斯的教诲 I wanna be the man that Charles thought I was
罗根 Logan...
你在虚空里可以做自己 in The Void you can be what you are
我只想自由 I just wanna be free
我能让你自由 I can set you free
我能让所有嘈杂归于寂静 I can silence all those voices
我能帮到你 I've got you
带你飞翔 I've got you
不用 No
我抓住你了 I got you
放开 Get it off!
送我们回家 不然我扭断你的脖子 You're gonna send us home, or I'm gonna twist your fucking head off
你笑什么 Why are you laughing?
把这东西拿掉 我才能送你们回家 I can't send you home unless you get this thing off my head
但只要你们一拿掉它 And as soon as you do that...
我就把你们的脑浆熬成浆糊 I'm going to boil your brains on an atomic level...
边听着恩雅专辑边轻抚自己的小豆豆 whilst flicking my bean to the Enya box set
恩雅：暗喻圣洁的声音
恩雅出了新专辑 There's an Enya box set?
不是你们杀我 Either you kill me...
就是我杀死你们 or I kill you
两种选择都不赖 Both wonderful options
你要我动手吗 You want me to do it?
不 我自己来 No, I'll do it
她脖子在我手上 一拧就断 方便的很 I have her neck right here
从前每部电影你被你自己搞砸了 - It's really no problem. - You'll screw it up
拜托 除了最近一部 你的哪部烂片不是用“儿童不宜”的噱头骗票房 Oh, come on, Mr. PG-13, except the last one!
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
你没尝过那种滋味 You have no idea what it's like!
日复一日 与人为奴 Day after day. Shovel the shit
匍匐膝下 摇尾乞怜 Fetch the meats
我几乎已经 I have spent my entire...
龙套死于话多 Not everyone gets a speech
她快死了 She's gonna die
好 如果我摘掉头盔 Okay. If I take this helmet off...
- 你能保证和平共处吗 - 操 - do you promise you won't kill us? - Fuck!
我保证 I promise...
立刻就宰了你们 I will kill you first thing
你干嘛非得这样 Why are you like this?
我从不与对手交易 I wish I knew
摘掉 Take it off
- 什么 - 我说你松手 - What? - Take it off
- 为什么 - 快摘掉 - Why? - Just take it off
- 这是拯救我们世界的唯一机会 - 摘掉 - This is our only chance to fix our shit! - Take it off!
我穿着这套战装 I am wearing this suit
意义重大 但最重要的是 And that means a lot of things, but most of all...
这代表我是X战警 it means I'm an X-Man
我了解你哥 And I know your brother
尽管我很想杀了你 As much as I want to fucking kill you...
身上每根骨头都想杀了你 every bone in my bodywants to fucking kill you...
但他不会让我站在这里看着你死 he would not let me stand hereand watch you die!
把手放开 Take your hands off
这是为了他 This is for him
为了查尔斯 This is for Charles
不 别用杀约翰尼的手法杀我 Hey, no, no, no! Don't you dare do me like Johnny!
我哥爱你 My brother loved you
他爱我们大家 He loved all of us
真让人羡慕 Must be nice
他也会爱你 He would've loved you, too
如果他知道你的状况 If he knew about you...
无论你在哪里 if he knew where you were...
他都会开一条时空通道 带你回家 he would've torn a hole in the fuckinguniverse to bring you home
这就是我的家园 This is my home
那至少让我们拯救他的家园 Well, then at least let us save his
想听一件疯狂的事吗 You want to hear something crazy?
前阵子有个三流魔法师来过 An amateur magician rolled through here a while back
我抬手就杀了他 I killed him, of course
还把他的斗篷穿了四天 Wore his skin around for four days
可是 But...
我发现这个 I found this...
一件小饰品 little trinket...
在他的手指上 on his lovely fingers
奇异博士 Strange!
- 传送门 - 那是什么 - Marvel sparkle circle. - What is that?
是你们回家的路 This is your way home
我是该报答救命之恩 但还想来点好玩的 I do owe you for saving my life. But let's keep things interesting
艾利奥斯吞掉你们之前 只有四秒钟 I'd say you have about four secondsbefore you're Alioth's food
快跑 Race ya
Jimmy Durante - 《I'll Be Seeing You》
我会见到你 ♪ I'll be seeing you ♪
在所有熟悉的地方 ♪ In all the old familiar places ♪
让我的心紧紧拥抱 ♪ That this heart of mine embraces ♪
一整天 ♪ All day through ♪
在那家小咖啡馆里 ♪ In that small cafe ♪
路对面的公园 ♪ The park across the way ♪
孩子们的旋转木马 ♪ The children's carousel ♪
板栗树 ♪ The chestnut trees ♪
许下心愿 ♪ The wishing well ♪
我会见到你 ♪ I'll be seeing you ♪
在每一个美好的夏日 ♪ In every lovely summer's day ♪
我会在清晨的阳光下找到你 ♪ I'll find you in the morning sun ♪
当夜幕降临 ♪ And when the night is new ♪
我会望着月亮 ♪ I'll be looking at the moon ♪
可我会见到你 ♪ But I'll be seeing you ♪
我们有标准的 三年整车全包 And as I said we've got a standard three-year bumper to bumper warranty
很高兴你们给我第二次机会 Glad you gave us a second chance
放心 And don't worry
韦德和我一组 他会拿到 Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission...
感觉是起亚 That feels like a Kia
是起亚嘉年华吧 It's a fucking Kia Carnival, isn't it?
哇塞 Holy shit
那是死侍 That's Deadpool
- 那是金刚狼 - 正确答案 - And that's Wolverine. - You're damn straight it is
福克斯杀了他 Fox killed him
迪士尼让他复活 逼他拍到90岁 Disney brought him back. They're going to make him do this 'til he's 90
走吧 Let's go
我帮你打下班卡 I'll clock you out!
一直如此 Forever!
永不改变 Forever
起床咯 Wakey-wakey
上帝 God?
你给我肚子吃了这么多子弹 Now you put all these bullets in my belly...
我要查出原因 and I'm gonna find out why
我自己招 I'll just say it
你不必用手指魔法 You don't have to stick your fingers in me
饶命 我全都招 Jesus, just ask sometimes
好 Fine
一言为定 Really?
老娘双手插兜 Hands in pockets
有个人叫悖论 Guy named Paradox
他说能带我离开虚空 He said he'd get me out of The Void
我只知道他在时变局工作 All I know is he works for the TVA
时变局 The TVA
我们有约在先 We had an agreement
那家伙不守约定 I don't think this guy cares
他会后悔的 He will
各位 Hey, people!
时间开膛手要多久才能启动 How much longerbefore the Time Ripper is active?
要进行最后安全检查 We're running the final safety checks
好 辛苦了 雷夫 Okay. All right. Thanks for all your hard work, Ralph
- 慢慢来 -真的吗 - Take your time. - Really?
去你妈的 蠢蛋 No, you drooling boob!
抓紧时间 某人要来了 No! We have company
取消安全检查 我要你马上启动 Cancel the safety checks. We need to be live now!
一群他妈的蠢蛋 I hate you so much
地铁当前暂停服务
停 站住 No! Stop!
滚蛋 你们赶不上了 Piss off! You're too late
- 你才完蛋了 - 索尔究竟在哭什么 - You're fuckin' done. - Why was Thor crying?
你们胆子够肥 How dare you!
还没人能从虚空安然回来 No one comes back from The Void
你还是去跟卡桑德拉·诺瓦说吧 Tell that to Cassandra Nova
悖论 我们有麻烦了 Paradox. We have a problem
悖论 Paradox
火人脑海中的你挺猥琐 真人略好一些 Well, you are doughier than you looked in Pyro's head
听说你想杀我 You tried to kill me
跟我没一点关系 I literally have no...
那我得检查检查 You come for the king, you better kill the king
欢迎体验颅内私密按摩 悖论 Welcome to the skull fuck club, Paradox
你知道她不洗手的 You know she doesn't wash that hand
这是什么 What's this?
时间开膛手 A Time Ripper?
- 小坏蛋 - 我们正要去 - Naughty boy. - Oh, no. We're on it
过去拆掉那玩意 We're gonna head downand dismantle that thing now
我们罩着你 你继续玩 We got ya, boo. You just keep playing those keys
我还不想摧毁它 I don't want to destroy it
它对我有用 I want to use it
闪远点 小屁孩别耽搁大人办正事 Now, shoo. Mummy and Daddy are having a conversation
好笑的是 You know, the funny thing is...
我在虚空里原本很快乐 I was happy in The Void
你送垃圾给我 我和艾利奥斯负责清理 You sent your trash to me. Alioth and I cleaned it up
各取所需 皆大欢喜 Everyone was happy
但你他妈不开眼 非得来我的地盘撒尿 And then you had to go and piss on my side of the fence
我只能破界而出 And so now the fence must come down
玩玩你的时间开膛手 I'm going to use your little Time Ripper
我会摧毁这个宇宙 And I'm going to destroy this universe...
以及下一个 再一个 再下一个 and the next and the next and the next...
直到剩下虚空为止 until all that's left is The Void
我能体验到上帝的感觉 And I get to play God
走吧 Come on
你演示一下怎么用那台高科技装置 Now you're going to show me how to use this fancy gadget of yours
放心 我带过来一些朋友做安保 保证我们不会被打扰 And don't worry, I've called some friends to make sure we're not disturbed
抱歉 有个文件需要你马上处理 Sorry to bother, madam, but there's something you need to see
迹象显示10005号地球上 有未经核准的时间开膛手启动 We're getting indications of an unsanctioned Time Ripper activating on Earth-10005
那是谁负责的区域 Whose district is that?
悖论 Paradox
时间开膛手可操作
感谢你帮忙 亲爱的 Well, thank you so muchfor your help, darling
天啊 摆脱那颗头真爽 God. Good to get out of that head
满脑子狗屎 What a mess!
利菲尔德足骨科
站住 Stop!
先等龙套们走完 Let's give it a beat for the extras to clear
快 欧买尬 Go, go, go! Oh, my God!
- 欧买尬 - 操 - Oh. My. God. - Fuck
Eric Carmen - 《Make Me Lose Control》
詹妮弗唱着“支持我” ♪ Jennifer's singin' "Stand By Me" ♪
是它 It's her!
她熟记每一个字 ♪ And she knows every single word by heart ♪
过来 妹妹 Come on, girl!
爱情总是这么美好吗？ ♪ Was love always this good? ♪
或者这只是一个开始？ ♪ Or could this be just the start? ♪
过来 妹妹 Come on, girl!
宝贝宝贝，把收音机开大，发出甜美的声音 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, turn the radio up for that sweet sound ♪
紧紧抱住我不让我走 ♪ Hold me close, never let me go ♪
保持这种感觉，让我失去控制 ♪ Keep this feelin' alive, make me lose control ♪
我的小宝贝 That's my girl!
我们再也不必分开 We don't have to be apart ever, ever again
再也不要 Never, ever...
- 抱歉 - 操 - Sorry! - Fuck!
美发教父来做什么 What's Cafe Gratitude doing here?
不好意思 Sorry about that
别怕 玛莉·普汀 我来应付他 Tremble not, sweet Mary Puppins. I'll handle him
过来 爸爸来了 Come here, girl. Papa's here
别侮辱这只狗的自由意志 Hey, do not insultthis animal's autonomy
让它自己选择谁是爸爸 She can decide who her papa is
你选谁 妹妹 What's it gonna be, girl, huh?
正宗老爹还是死侍演员的电影留级之王里的范·梅尔德 Original recipe or Van Milder here?
真好笑 That's funny
我也能打破第四次元 I can gently tap the fourth wall too
死侍演员主演的电影 爱情限时签 The Proposal
搞毛线啊 The fuck was that?
- 你以为我会那样 - 两个都闭嘴 - Bitch, you think that's what I do? - Both of you shut up
有闻到什么吗 You smell somethin'?
有 你的味道 Yeah, you
好多个你 A lot of you
早就跟你说外面有一堆死侍 Told you there werea lot of Deadpools over there
大事不妙 That's bad
他们来者不善 I take it they're not friendly
天啊 要完蛋了 Goodness, no
抱歉了 兄弟 寡不敌众 你必死无疑 Sorry about this, boys. Mission over
死因 被杀红眼的百名死侍围殴致死 Cause of death, one hundred kill-thirsty Deadpools
他们是乌合之众 They're dumb
但他们战力超强 我不擅长 But they can fight. Not me, though
我也想助你一臂之力 可惜自己资质太差 Would love to get in the mix, but I have low bone density...
而且我还得靠脸吃饭 不能破相 and I have to keep my face safe
- 抱一下 - 天啊 - Hold, please. - Oh, God
听好 All right. Look
各位 Guys!
我是头号死侍 Deadpool Prime here
- 我们不想打你们 - 喂 Our fight isn't with you...
选个代表咱们谈谈 When I want your opinion,
你含个狼屌嘟嘟囔囔的话都说不清 I'll take Wolverine's dick out of your mouth
那是死侍小子 她最低级 That's Kidpool. She's the dirtiest
你们说完了吗 Can we just be done?
我们还没开喷呢 We're just getting started
停停停 这个多重宇宙的哏 No, no, no. With the whole multiverse thing
真他妈的烂 It's not great
一再惹事 It's just been miss...
惹事 after miss...
再惹事 after miss
绿野仙踪 开创了多重宇宙 Look, The Wizard of Ozdid the multiverse first...
他们做得很棒 这我们都清楚 and they did it best. The gays knew it
但我们给玩砸了 But we didn't listen
挨打要立正 观众其实记性不好 Let's just take the L and move on
我觉得 终局之战 后质量稳中有升 I think it's been steadily greatsince Endgame
你说的是个屁话 What are you talking about?
多重宇宙结束了 The multiverse is over
卡桑德拉会摧毁每条时间线 Cassandy gonna destroythe fuck outta every timeline
- 你们也阻拦不了 - 听懂了吗 - Y'all can't do shit about it. - Do you not get it?
如果不进地铁阻止她 我们都会死 If we don't go down to the subwayand stop her, we all die
大姐大不想被打扰 Say, the boss lady don't wantno disturbances
想进地铁 先过我们这关 You wanna get down to the subway, you gotta go through us
乌兹冲锋枪上场 Uzi time, baby
快闪 Look alive!
- 我中弹了 - 真的 - I think I'm hit. - No shit
你是故意的 You did that on purpose
我没有 I did no such thing!
听我说 帅哥 Listen to me, gorgeous
你再生要多久 How long does it take for you to regenerate?
再生 Regenerate?
你果然是天下第一号白痴 You really are God's perfect idiot, aren't you?
- 我没事 - 真敢吹 - I'm okay. - How dare you!
你这冷血的王八蛋 You insensitive son of a bitch!
我哪知道他不能再生 How was I supposed to knowhe doesn't regenerate?
我又不是华佗再世 I'm not a medicine woman
看 甜甜圈摊 Look. A donut cart
- 他们就像医院 - 什么 - They're practically hospitals. - What?
- 有卖行动急救用品 - 并没有 - They sell portable triage units. - They don't
- 我带你去安全的地方 - 才怪 - I'm gonna get you to safety. - He's not
深呼吸 Deep breath
喂 干嘛停下来 Hey, why are we stopping?
我喘口气 I'm just catching my breath
你的腿站不住了吗 死沉死沉的 What, are your legs on vacation? You're dead weight!
我已经瘫痪了 That's because I'm paralyzed
我们都有问题 听我说 We all have problems. Listen to me
你会活下去 You're gonna live
看着我 死侍 Look at me, Nicepool
你会活下去 You're gonna live
快跟我说 Say it!
我会活下去 I'm gonna live
跟我一起说 你会活下去 Say it with me. You're gonna live
我会活下去 I'm gonna live!
大声一点 Say it louder!
我会活下去 I'm gonna live...
停火 Hold your fire!
可爱的小狗狗 Sweet little puppy
可恶 他撑不住了 God damn it! I don't think he's gonna make it
他很珍视自己的脸 God, he loved his face
这是他最后的牵挂了 I can taste his final thought
他虽然害怕 He was so afraid
但他还是选择英勇牺牲 But he died a hero
他是被你坑死的 混蛋 He died from murder, you dumb fuck
我要怀念他 只能靠 And all I have to remember him by...
这两把镀金点50口径沙漠之鹰手枪 are these two gold-plated.50 caliber Desert Eagle pistoleros
为他报仇 This is for him
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
我得干掉一百个你 I get to kill a hundred yous?
拼吧 人死鸟朝天 Fuck yeah, I'm ready
你别看这种血腥场面 Hey, you don't want to see this, bub
好乖 That's a good girl
生活如谜 ♪ Life is a mystery ♪
Madonna - 《Like a Prayer》
每个人都必须茕茕孑立 ♪ Everyone must stand alone ♪
我听到你在呼唤我 ♪ I hear you call my name ♪
感觉就像家的呼唤 ♪ And it feels like home ♪
哇靠 Holy shit
好货压箱底 You save the good stufffor special occasions?
主要是为了杀人 Killing mostly
这个吹喇叭神器的风阻是多少 What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?
抱歉 I'm sorry
我一嫉妒就想酸两句 I'm just a catty bitch when I'm jealous
好 来吧 All right, let's do this
干死他们 Maximum effort
Madonna - 《Like a Prayer》
当你呼唤我时 ♪ When you call my name ♪
就像是在祈祷 ♪ It's like a little prayer ♪
我跪下来哀求你 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪
我想带你去那里 ♪ I wanna take you there ♪
在午夜时刻 ♪ In the midnight hour ♪
我可以感受到你的力量 ♪ I can feel your power ♪
就像是在祈祷 ♪ Just like a prayer ♪
你知道我会带你去那里 ♪ You know I'll take you there ♪
我听到你的声音 ♪ I hear your voice ♪
就像是天使的叹息 ♪ It's like an angel sighing ♪
我别无选择 ♪ I have no choice ♪
你死了 You're dead
我听到你的声音 ♪ I hear your voice ♪
让歌声继续 ♪Let the choir sing♪
当你呼唤我时 ♪When you call my name♪
就像是在祈祷 ♪It's like a little prayer♪
我跪下来哀求你 ♪I'm down on my knees♪
我想带你去那里 ♪I wanna take you there♪
在午夜时刻 ♪In the midnight hour♪
我可以感受到你的力量 ♪I can feel your power♪
就像是在祈祷 ♪Just like a prayer♪
你知道我会带你去那里 ♪ You know I'll take you there ♪
操他妈的 Motherfucker
真希望我耳朵也听不见 I wish I were deaf
友善好邻居:斯丹·李清洁公司
我不想死 I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die
我不想 I don't wanna...
拜托 Come on
我又演砸了 I blew it
一路过关斩将 他们却只会记得我摔个狗吃屎 After all that, the only thing they're gonna remember is that God awful dismount!
笑个毛 小瘪三 What you laughing at, you little fucker?
看来这些都会再生 I guess these ones regenerate
拜托 这他妈的没法玩 Come on. We don't have time for this
死侍们 Deadpools!
让开 Stand down
这个死侍跟我一伙的 This Deadpool's with me
不会吧 Oh, no
哇靠 Holy shit
那是他妈的彼得 That's fuckin' Peter!
等等 你们认识彼得 Wait, you... You guys know Peter?
开玩笑 每个死侍都有一个彼得 You kidding me? Every Deadpool has a Peter
这里一语双关，暗指的是同样话痨的小蜘蛛彼得
彼得在每个死侍的世界都是传奇 Shit. Peter's a goddamn legend in every Deadpool's world
彼得先森 Peter-san
彼得 Peter. Peter. Peter
太棒了 我的彼得 Enjoy my Peter
你们来了 太迟了 都结束了 Oh, now you're here. Oh, well, you're too late. It's all over
还没有 Not yet, it's not
不 只差一点点了 No, no, no. We're very close
最后冲刺 我保证 Homestretch, folks. Promise
这次我们一把定输赢 Quick, let's up the stakes
如果她盗走了时间开膛手的能量 If she steals the Time Ripper's energy...
就能瓦解所有的宇宙结构 she has the power to shred the fabric of all realities...
最后就只剩虚空了 until there is nothing left but The Void
怎样阻止她 How do we shut it down?
我也不知道 I don't know
想尝尝味道吗 How about now?
这张面具很吓人吧 The mask is really intimidating, huh?
就像蝙蝠侠 但他脖子更灵活 It's like Batman, except he can move his neck
放开 先放开 听我说 Okay, look, look, look
时间开膛手从地下安全屋获取电力 The Ripper is fed from a secure chamber below ground
驱动物质与反物质在内部汇聚 It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter feeds converging inside the device
卡桑德拉·诺瓦 Now, Cassandra Nova...
要用开膛手的电能终结所有时间线 is redirecting the Ripper's power to eliminate all timelines...
就从这条开始 starting with this one
理论上 你们也能阻止她 Theoretically, you could stop her...
只要让地下安全屋的供电短路 by short-circuiting the feeds in the chamber below
短路两条电缆后 One of you were to create a circuit between the two feeds...
释放出的电力就会摧毁时间开膛手 then the released power would destroy the machine
- 可是 - 快说 - But, well, but... - Come on, man
有话快说 有屁快放 If you're not gonna swallow, spit it out
短路电缆的人会因此死亡 Whoever formed the bridge would be annihilated
- 我做得到 - 我也可以 - I could live with that. - Yeah, I could live with that, too, actually
我们是打不死的小强 You know, we survive anything. We're like cockroaches
这次都得死 Not this time
那是物质和反物质 This is matter and anti-matter
它们彼此不能相容 They do not play nicely with each other
在你体内一旦接触 你就会量子化 When they mix in your body, you will be atomized
物理原理不能不信 Trust the laws of physics, if you don't trust me
就算能活到搞定电路 Even if you lived long enough to make the circuit...
也会当场送命 you will die down there
时间线进度
等一下 Hold off. Hold
你听到楼上那混蛋说的 You heard that asshole upstairs
就算成功 我们也会挂掉 Even if we pull this off, we're dead
长眠不起 Permanently
所以得由我出马 That's why it's got to be me
什么 What?
听着 Look, man...
这不是你的责任 you didn't ask for any of this
你说得对 You were right
我说谎了 I lied
睁眼说白话骗你 I lied right to your face...
只是为了要你帮我 现在你已经做的够多了 just to get you to help me. And you did
你不是故意骗我 You didn't lie
你也只是一厢情愿 You made an educated wish
别这样 Come on
你还有个世界在等你回去 You got a whole world to go back to
我光棍一条 I got nothin'
一无所有 I got nothin'
还是让我来吧 Give me this
我等了好久才跟你合体 I waited a long time for this team up
你知道吗 You know something?
你是最棒的金刚狼 You were the best Wolverine
替我问候你的朋友们 Say hi to your friends for me
不 No!
开门 Open the door!
你的赞美太肉麻了我都听不见 I can't hear you over all the noble sacrifice
你为什么要这样 Why are you fucking doing this?
因为我是 Because I'm...
漫威救世主 Marvel Jesus
或者星际迷航里的斯波克 Or Spock
很难说 Hard to say
韦德 Wade!
你这个白痴 You fucking idiot!
抱歉 我在拖时间 Sorry, I'm just stalling
死到临头会退缩 I think I'm nervous about dying
应该由我来 This should be me
替我问候我的朋友们 小狼狗 Say hi to my friends for me, peanut
韦德 Wade!
你如果还想当贱嘴猪头 就到这边来 You want to be an annoying prick, do it this side!
否则你会死在里面 笨蛋 You're gonna die in there, you dumb fuck!
时间线进度
嘿 你不需要这么做 Hey! You don't need to do this
这么做不是我需要 I'm not doing it 'cause I need it
而是因为他们需要 I'm doing it because they do
不 No!
他必死无疑 He's not gonna make it
时间线进度
结束了 It's over
当你呼唤我时 ♪ When you call my name ♪
就像是在祈祷 ♪ It's like a little prayer ♪
我跪下来哀求你 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪
我想带你去那里 ♪ I wanna take you there ♪
在午夜时刻 ♪ In the midnight hour ♪
我可以感受到你的力量 ♪ I can feel your power ♪
就像是在祈祷 ♪ Just like a prayer ♪
你知道我会带你去那里（带你去那里） ♪ You know I'll take you there (Take you there) ♪
生活如谜 ♪ Life is a mystery ♪
每个人都必须茕茕孑立 ♪ Everyone must stand alone ♪
我听到你在呼唤我 ♪ I hear you call my name ♪
我仿佛，我仿佛 ♪ And it feels like, and it feels like ♪
我仿佛 And it feels like
金刚狼 The Wolverine
他在我的世界是英雄 He's a hero in my world
不管你以为我是谁 你都搞错了 Whoever you think I am, you got the wrong guy
你曾是那个一直都做错的人 You were always the wrong guy...
直到你做出了改变 till you weren't
韦德 Wade
韦德 你终于 Wade. You can finally,
终于 finally,
能散发光芒 matter
凡妮莎 Vanessa
我想见凡妮莎 I wanna see Vanessa
人生第一次 For the first time in my life,
我以穿这套战服为荣 I am proud to wear this suit
它代表我是X战警 It means I'm an X-Man
我是X战警 I am the X-Man
悖论 Paradox
你最近很忙啊 You've been busy
总得有人要忙 Well, somebody had to be
这里检测到异常的数据 We had somestrange readings from this location
有未经核准的时间开膛手数据 是不是与你有关 You wouldn't know anything about anunsanctioned Time Ripper, would you?
我完全不知道什么未经核准的时间开膛手 No. No. I wouldn't know anything about anunsanctioned Time Ripper
也许你该去问卡桑德拉·诺瓦 Maybe you should ask Cassandra Nova
因为有人向我担保 Because I was assured...
她会一直乖乖关在虚空里 结果却没有 that she was safely held in The Void. But no...
她就在这里 还乱摸我的脑袋 she was here. And she fondled my brain
怎么会有这种事 How did you let this happen?
你确定自己没参与 You weren't involved at all?
事实上 我尝试过阻止她 In stopping her, yes! Yes. I was
可是阻止不了 But, not nearly enough
比不了下去追她的那两个 Not as much as the menwho went down there after her
我的好搭档 My men
我的朋友 My friends
我警示过他们 I warned them
虽然可能会死掉 但他们还是去了 就 That they would be completely obliterated if they went. But they went anyway. Like...
就跟英雄一样 Like heroes
他们就是英雄 Because that's who they were
他们做了该做的事 They just did what they had to do
不顾自身安危 With no concern for their own safety
现在我们还站在这里 The fact that we are all still standing here...
就证明了他们有多英勇 is a testament to their heroism
只是他们永远的离开了 Anyway, there's nothing you or I can doto bring them back now
他复活了 小宝贝 He has risen, baby girl
操 Fuck!
我不想让整个世界看到我 ♪ And I don't want the world to see me ♪
Iris - 《The Goo Goo Dolls》
我想他们不理解我 ♪ 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand ♪
当一切都将逝去 ♪ When everything's made to be broken ♪
我只想让你知道我是谁 ♪ I just want you to know who I am ♪
找到你的锚定者了 Found your new Anchor Being
我们没事 你这个人渣 And we're doing just fine, you piece of shit
真可口 Fine indeed
行了 All right
油腻奶头遮一下 钢爪淫娃 Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut
我搞不懂了 I don't understand
你们竟然还活着 How are you two still alive?
你说对了 我们有一个会死 You were right. One of us would have been killed
但只要死侍与金刚狼合体 But you puta Deadpool and a Wolverine together...
携手合作 听着麦当娜金曲 make 'em hold hands while listening to Madonna...
就天下无敌 去你妈的 indestructible, motherfucker
送这个死侍变体回虚空 Let's get this Deadpool Variant back to The Void
- 等等 什么 - 不 其实 - Wait, hold on. What? - Nope. Actually...
也属于本宇宙 跟我一样 This one's homegrown, like me
他本来就在这里 He belongs here
你是 And you are?
彼得死侍 可以叫我彼得 Peterpool. But you can call me Peter
希望你这么叫我 And I hope that you do
到底是怎么搞的 What the fuck is happening here?
你将接受审判 You are under judgment...
罪名是试图启动未经核准的时间开膛手 for operating an unsanctioned Time Ripper
- 带走 - 我只是做了你们没胆子做的事 - Take him. - I was just doing what you don't have the guts to do
放开你的脏手 Get your insolent hands off me!
放开 Get off!
感谢两位 I'm grateful, gentlemen
鞠躬就免了 Let's hold the bows
你带一个超强变种人来到这时间线 You led anOmega-level mutant to this timeline
- 别客气 -而你 You're welcome
- 根本就不该接近这时间线 - 欢迎他来 - And you shouldn't even be near this timeline. - He's welcome
你穿这套服装帅到爆 And you look damn good in that suit
真抱歉 I'm so sorry
我要给你们看一样令人咋舌的东西 I wanna show you something. Something huge
凯文 - 死侍2中的角色
童子军团长凯文也常这么说 That's what Scoutmaster Kevin used to say
看到没 Do you see that?
你的宇宙正在再生中 Your universe is regenerating
不管你在这里做了什么 Whatever you did here...
你不只拯救了你的世界 you not only saved your world
也让你的时间线免于湮灭 You spared your timeline from extinction
就这样 I'd rest up
我觉得你的工作正要开始 I have a feeling your workis only just getting started
直到你90岁 Till you're 90
等等 Wait!
还有些人需要帮助才能离开虚空 We couldn't have made it out of The Voidwithout some help...
他们被世界遗忘了 from some people that the worldkind of forgot
你能想办法送他们回家吗 Is there any way that you could maybe finda way to bring them home?
我来想办法 I'll see what I can do
我答应我的朋友 And I promised my friend here...
时变局能逆转他时间线的惨况 that the TVA could undo some pretty awful shit in his timeline
你说呢 What would you say to that?
改变过去 Change the past?
他帮我拯救了世界 Well, he did help me save the world
他的过去造就了现在的他 And his past made him the man who did it
顺其自然吧 威尔逊先生 There's nothing to fix, Mr. Wilson
罗根 Logan
阿拉伯烤肉 Shawarma?
- 我可以吃 - 好 - I could eat. - Yeah
复仇者联盟发现了阿拉伯烤肉 You know, the Avengers discovered shawarma
妇联1彩蛋里的烤肉店
有你加入是他们的福气 They'd be lucky to have you
不会吧 Oh, come on
太赞了 Fuck off!
过来 小可爱 Come here, my little cunchkin
还得是你 你这个九命怪狗 Yes, it's you. You're a survivor
这个世界太完美了 Oh, all is right in the world
真的 Yes, it is
将来有何打算 So what are you gonna do next?
还没想过 我一向只看眼前 I'll figure it out. I always do
好吧 All right
那后会有期 So I'll probably see you around?
也许无期了 Probably not
再见 老兄 See you, bub
罗根 Logan
爱儿 我回来了 Al. I'm back
也该回来了 About damn time
带着货吗 You holdin'?
我全身都特妈的在发痒 I'm all outta devil's dandruff...
- 像个震动棒一样狂抖 - 谢了 爱儿 - and I'm shaking like an angry vibrator. - Thank you, Al
有客人 We have company
爱瑟雅 这是 Althea, this is...
这是罗根 This is Logan
你好 罗根 Nice to meet you, Logan
你好 Nice to meet you, too
这只小丑八怪是玛莉·普汀 And this little ancient anal shit-knot is Mary Puppins
我喜欢叫它死侍狗 Or as I like to call her, Dogpool
想摸摸看吗 You want to treat yourselfto a little stroke?
- 那是舌头 - 天啊 啥鸡巴玩意 - Get the tongue. There it is. - Oh, my God! Motherfucker!
就像犰狳猛干小精灵 Right? It's like an armadillofucked a gremlin, angrily...
淋病大喷发 in a bed of gonorrhea...
直到日出才罢休 and didn't stop till the sun came up
人人都想光芒万丈 Everyone wants to matter
结果不必当漫威救世主也办得到 Turns out that you don't need to be Marvel Jesus to do it
只要睁开眼睛 环顾四周 You just need to open your eyes and look around
幸运的话 And if you're lucky...
你就会找到几个朋友 you'll find a few friends
几个老朋友 Old friends...
还有一些新朋友 and some new ones too
狗交给我 跟你马子去聊聊 Give me the fucking dog. Talk to the girl
最近很忙哦 You've been busy
我是为了你 I did it for you
就算你不在乎 我还是为了你 And even if you don't want me, I did it for you
片尾曲：Aretha Franklin - "You're All l Need to Get By"
亲爱的我在你身上找到了 ♪ Darling in you I found ♪
力量让我意志消沉 ♪ Strength where I was torn down ♪
我不知道接下来会发生什么 ♪ Don't know what's in store ♪
结果 It turns out...
但只要我们在一起可以打开任何一扇门 ♪ But together we can open any door ♪
我是拯救世界的料 I am the world-saving type
只想做对你有益的事 ♪ Just to do what's good for you ♪
看看这一桌 就是证据 Just look around this tableif you want proof
我会给你一点鼓舞让你振作起来 ♪ And inspire you a little higher ♪
最棒的是什么呢 And the best part?
有时我们救的人 Sometimes the people we save...
还会反过来救我们 well, they save us right back
后面还有彩蛋...
我们有很好的基础 ♪ We've got the right foundation ♪
带着爱和决心是的我们愿意 ♪ And with the love anddetermination ♪
你的一切，你是我需要的全部 ♪ You're all, you're all l need ♪
你的一切 ♪ You're all ♪
你是我的一切我需要你撑下去 ♪ You're all I need to get by ♪
耶嗨 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
你不是唯一有天赋的人 You're not the only one with gifts
2000年 《X战警》
这是什么地方 What is this place?
片尾区2：Gree Day - "Time of Your Lies"
你伫立在又一个十字路口 ♪ Another turning point a fork stuck in the road ♪
2005年 《神奇四侠》 ：霹雳火
但时间会推着你前行 带你走向未来 ♪Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go.♪
2003年 《超胆侠》：艾丽卡
2009年 《金刚狼》
所以只需全力应对这场考验 不要再追问为什么 ♪ So make the best of this test and don't ask why ♪
2011年 《X战警：第一战》
2014年 《X战警：逆转未来》
这不是一个问题 而是你人生的必修课 ♪ It's not a question but a lesson learned in time ♪
2016年 《死侍》
服装很帅 Nice suit
惦惦 史丹李 Zip it, Stan Lee
这是不可预测的事物 但最后它总会变好 ♪ It's something unpredicatable but in the end it's right ♪
2003年 《X战警2》
2009年 《金刚狼》
我希望你享受你的人生 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life. ♪
2005年 《神奇四侠》 ：霹雳火与隐形女
我喜欢死侍漫画的风格 I really like the, the art in the Deadpool comics
瑞安·雷诺兹
我总觉得自己有点像他 You know, I just always felt a kind of a kinship to him
我想有一天我要演他 And I just thought, I'd like to play that guy someday
2018年 《死侍2：我爱我家》
所以来照个相在你的脑海中形成一个框架 ♪ So take the photographs and still frames in your mind ♪
2003年 《超胆侠》
把它悬挂在健康和快乐的书架上 ♪ Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time ♪
2003年 《X战警2》
记忆的纹身和试验的死皮 ♪ Tattoos of memories and dead skinontrial ♪
如果它有价值，那么它便一直有价值 ♪ For what it's worth, it was worth all the while. ♪
这是不可预测的事物 但最后它总会变好 ♪ It's something unpredicatable but in the end it's right ♪
我希望你享受你的人生 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life. ♪
2017年 《金刚狼3：殊死一战》
我等了三周才拍一个镜头 I was there for three weeks before I shot a single thing
在第一天拍摄 At our first day of shooting...
休·杰克曼
我超紧张的 I was so nervous, man
大家都在问 这家伙是谁 Everyone was sort of going, "Who's this guy?"
很常出现这种状况 You know, there was a lot of that and...
他行不行啊 you know, "Is he gonna deliver or not?"
你隔着屏幕都能感受到压力很大 You can feel all that kind of pressure
绝对是服装的错 It's always the suit's fault
不是演员 Never the actor
罗根
2019年 《X战警：黑凤凰》
- 这是 - 唯一的办法 - This is... - The only way
这是不可预测的事物 但最后它总会变好 ♪ It's something unpredicatablebut in the end it's right ♪
我希望你享受你的人生 ♪ I hope you had the time of your life. ♪
2016年 《X战警：天启》
原来就是这种感觉啊 So this is what it feels like
还有灯光 And there's the lights
为了医学研究 For medical research
- 拜拜 视频组 - 拜拜 - Bye-bye, video. - Bye
二十世纪福克斯
别着急 后面还有
我受不了说我害死约翰尼的卑劣谣言 I'm tired of these absolutely vile rumors that I got Johnny killed
来看录像带 Let's look at the tape
在虚空中 In The Void...
你不是艾利奥斯的大餐 you're either food for Alioth...
就是为她效命 or you work for her
说啊 约翰尼 Go on, Johnny
跟你们说她是谁 And I'll tell you who "her" is
卡桑德拉·诺瓦 Cassandra Nova
一个自大妄想的神经病 A megalomaniacal, psychotic asshole
妖娇冷血没心肝 下流低级的假掰女 A finger licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dime-store nut-milk
- 跟你说她能做什么 - 洗耳恭听 - And I'll tell you what she can do. - I'm listening
她能舔我的小菊花 滚到光头地狱去 She can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell
其实我不在乎她扒我的皮 In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and...
让我像气球一样爆头喷血 pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon
就算我这条贱命在临终前 If the last thing I do in this godforsakencum-gutter existence...
能烧死那个讨厌女人 我还是不瞑目 is light that fuck-box on fire, I still won't die happy
- 哇靠 你疯了 - 没错 韦德 - Holy shit, girl. You crazy. - That's right, Wade
我要撒尿在 I won't be happy until...
她的焦尸上 再奸尸 一边舔红坦克的蛋蛋 I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpseand husk-fucked the charred remains...
你老爸我才开心 while gargling Juggernaut's juggernuts
- 哇 - 你能引用我的话 And you can quote me
好 'Kay
抓到了 贱嘴怪 Got you, fuckface
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